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Single on Valentine's Day

Might have been a cause for dismay

But some morning romance

From a young guy who can dance

Has me thinking in a more heartfelt way

Ocean City NJ
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There once was a fellow named Nic. 

Who came to be called Frankendick. 

After developing a habit. 

For a hottie named Rabbit. 

"Scamp" is the latest name for that prick. 

Richland MS
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There is a fora couple known as Leeza

We've heard they have been to the Pisa

They make me glad I am single

Due to the way they make me tingle

Right now it would be helpful if my name were Theresa

Clemmons NC
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Nicely done!

Some verbalize using such rhymes

of course, in everyone chimes

some have made the call

that really they're all

manifestations of AkronFunTimes

Windermere FL
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There's a guy who's most likely a troll...

who has a fantasy of being a cuckold.

His wife with three kids

comes home smelling like jizz

C'mon dood, I think it's getting a bit old.

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Her scent of cologne and latex is fragrant

and her disregard for his feelings is blatant.

He worries that his "hot wife"

will someday ruin his life

but he's probably single and living in his mother's basement.

Gibsonia PA
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Wow! An ovation from the hot Ms. KJ...

such praise really brightens my day!

But instead of standing Os,

kneeling would be better, I suppose...

I'd like to coat her with salty DNA!

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The KJs, down in North Carolina...

I think if we met we'd have a good time-a!

We'd flirt, laugh and drink wine,

but the real bottom line...

is that I'd like to lick Ms. KJ's vagina!

Gibsonia PA
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@ Leeza standing ovation FANTASTIC

Clemmons NC
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He found out that his wife is a swinger...

and says his life has been sent through the wringer.

She leaves the house scantily clad,

which makes him feel sad...

but we know it's just a make-believe humdinger.

Gibsonia PA
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Whilst I have no proper indication

of the reasons for limerick dessication

my ideas run thin

no concept within

but I'll attempt some pontification.

Windermere FL
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A poet? I have no such notion

Now magic? I may have a potion

Accept and adore

Take you on the floor

Together, we are poetry in motion

New Orleans LA
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