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A visit from you, Mr. Scandle?

Or is this the Ms. of the handle?

No matter which one,

By the time all is done,

We'll have burned both ends of the candle!

Seattle WA
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Well, ya never know, Allibgood,

Just who might show up in your 'hood.

Travel plans to Seattle

By airplane (not cattle)

Would make my vacation quite good.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Oh for joy! There's a limerick thread!

How the words dance around in my head!

Just one more fun way

To entice sexy play

And get more of you into my bed!

Seattle WA
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Mr. Leeza, is quite the wit. 

And with brains, no little bit. 

But his wife is the one. 

For whom Mr. Fun. 

Says "Her twat? Now that I would hit."

Belle Chasse LA
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They are two of my favorite swingers

At the ready withTHE perfect zingers

She is so brainy

HE is quite zany

And the king of the forum pun slingers

Ocean City NJ
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There once was a couple named Leeza,

Too sexy to ever be a "geeza".

They stop in, they step out,

Then we all give a shout.

Play with us and don't be a teasa!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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good rimen

Cocoa Beach FL
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roses are red vilets are blue if you are hot wife i wood f*** you

is that a good one?

Beaver AR
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About the silliest stuff, Perf wants to fight. 

Whether it's morning, midday, or night. 

Except for delusion.  

He'd share our conclusion. 

That his head, it ain't quite right. 

Belle Chasse LA
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The countdown to NOLA grows short

With rabbit I soon will consort

We have a new hutch

Can't wait for your touch

Come friends, it's time to cavort!

New Orleans LA
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