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I’m glad to see that this thread was bumped, We writers before were normally pumped To respond in kind, Not too far behind Flirty and witty together were lumped.

Wow, I'm really out of practice, too! Let's see where it goes...

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True that, haiku it be Pants on the ground Pants on the ground Yew schooled me :)

** happy anninvesity from me

Buford GA
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That was neither limerick nor haiku. Perhaps we need a haiku thread?

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Rusty,or not Pulling the finger Caused the fart

It's not nice to us the word tart

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You might be just a tad rusty perhaps you've been a bit lusty perusing some pics of guys with hard dicks who find you particularly busty

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Please don't get me started On whom mighta just farted! How bad it can get When he's slinging such shit And, quite frankly, sounding retarded.

Ewww! I'm very rusty.

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The forums have been witty and fun Gangs of NY ,those days are done Favorite peeps, many and none The fora is at its peak with puns Maybe its time for me to run ;)~

peace out

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Nate, listen to Scandle. She is the consensus limerick champion in these parts.

Here is one of my weak attempts:

Some people have mastered the art Of false boasting "I am so smart." What they don't realize That with shit up to their eyes, When they open their mouth, they just fart. 

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Er, Nate, most of the limericks here are originals by the poster. I'm sure the one you posted is in here a few times already.

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There once was a man from Nantucket His dick was so long he could suck it As he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin If my ass were a cunt I would fuck it

Surprised someone didn't post this one already, lol

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