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While hugging and kissing On Blueberry Patch Pat offered me a quarter to feel my snatch I said keep your quarter, I do not steal As for my snatch, you're welcome to feel.

Lake Hamilton FL
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....I thought it was the big five "oh's"

Mcallen TX
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My wife and Bridgetender, now past the big 5-0! Would a half-century threesome be apropos? Bridge and I could take turns, giving Mrs L for what she yearns... and making her moan, "OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!"

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There once was a man from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass, And his balls were all covered with weeds.

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There's a dood from way out in the sticks Barebacking strangers, he would not nix The irony drips Whenever he quips That stupid, you just cannot fix. 

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I’m glad to see that this thread was bumped, We writers before were normally pumped To respond in kind, Not too far behind Flirty and witty together were lumped.

Wow, I'm really out of practice, too! Let's see where it goes...

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True that, haiku it be Pants on the ground Pants on the ground Yew schooled me :)

** happy anninvesity from me

Buford GA
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That was neither limerick nor haiku. Perhaps we need a haiku thread?

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Rusty,or not Pulling the finger Caused the fart

It's not nice to us the word tart

Buford GA
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You might be just a tad rusty perhaps you've been a bit lusty perusing some pics of guys with hard dicks who find you particularly busty

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