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There once was a couple named Leeza,

Too sexy to ever be a "geeza".

They stop in, they step out,

Then we all give a shout.

Play with us and don't be a teasa!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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good rimen

Cocoa Beach FL
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roses are red vilets are blue if you are hot wife i wood f*** you

is that a good one?

Beaver AR
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About the silliest stuff, Perf wants to fight. 

Whether it's morning, midday, or night. 

Except for delusion.  

He'd share our conclusion. 

That his head, it ain't quite right. 

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The countdown to NOLA grows short

With rabbit I soon will consort

We have a new hutch

Can't wait for your touch

Come friends, it's time to cavort!

New Orleans LA
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I guess I'm just too overtired

That limerick, it somehow misfired

I must get some sleep

Real long and real deep

Most definitely KJ inspired

New Orleans LA
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It Happened One Night in 1934

One the ladies will agree was no bore

For they can't deny Gable was a flirt

First the coat, then the tie, and of course then the shirt

No Grand Slams - I'll simply watch for Prada, Armani & Dior

Clemmons NC
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With Oscar plans all around

And the Daytona providing such sounds

How ever will I keep up with these sexcapades

At least someone is going to get laid

And fun and friction abound

Clemmons NC
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I'm yearning to be with my rabbit

Its been so long I can't stand it

But later today

With my love I will lay

And the pining will have been worth it

New Orleans LA
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I've been wistfully waiting the time

When my Scamp again would be mine

He's been trapped in the cold

negative temps have grown old

for warm NOLA he surly must pine

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Once last trip to me he must make

for a home and a job fit to take

my heart no longer torn

I'll see him in the morn

and he'll cure my terrible ache

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Then back to Ohio I'll go

To brave the cold with my beau

my tail may shiver

but Scamp's such a giver

he'll keep me quite warm doncha know

~rabbit~

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