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BT would have recoiled in terror

especially considering the error

with an Adam's apple

he'd rather not grapple

and move on to a lass that is fairer.

Windermere FL
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Nor I!

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

BT

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A man brought his wife to NOLA

then plied her with vodka and cola

someone asked her to dance

but then felt in her pants

and remembered that "her" name is Lola!

(this man is not me)

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Let's see if we can't start you off...

"A man brought his wife to NOLA..."

Ok, continue...

BT

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Man I went all the way back to the beginning on this one. I can't believe how many I wrote in the first few pages. I have trouble coming up with a good one now. Maybe I'm senile.

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The fora are lacking of late

Seems the dimwits are trolling with bait

Fishing for carp

With brains not so sharp

Though their wives, I surely would sate

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I know it's early, but sometimes, you just don't know when the creative juices are gonna flow...

There once was a man from Ukiah

Back in Boston they'd call him a LIAH

Spewing bullshit all day

Hope he'll just go away

You could say he's the forum pariah

BT

Currently seeking a Saturday night containment vessel for said creative juices.

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I was feeling a little creative this morning until I read that last one. No sir, there's no topping that.

Back to the drawing board.

BT

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I don't smoke no dope, I don't chew no rope. I don't Dance, Prance, Romance, Fight, Fart, Fuck off, Shoot the Shit or Drive a Truck. I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane, around the world three times. Been to two World Fairs I've even seen Goats fucking in the market place... But I ain't never seen no Shit like this...

an Old Navy saying..

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So many lovers yet to meet

Awaiting all their lovely treats

To choose but one

That won't be done

Oh look, another holiday meet & greet

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