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I wonder if Jennya has found

and perhaps contractually bound

a photographer

not obsessed just with her

and the booty we'd all like to pound.

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I'm finding myself somewhat inspired

mentally I have perspired

a flood of conceptions

with slight misdirections

from my caffeine-brain which is too wired.

(Meh)

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When considering a topic to pen

some prose about whom what and when

I'd rather be drinking

than intensely thinking

up sarcastic poems about men.

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BT would have recoiled in terror

especially considering the error

with an Adam's apple

he'd rather not grapple

and move on to a lass that is fairer.

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Nor I!

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

BT

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A man brought his wife to NOLA

then plied her with vodka and cola

someone asked her to dance

but then felt in her pants

and remembered that "her" name is Lola!

(this man is not me)

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Let's see if we can't start you off...

"A man brought his wife to NOLA..."

Ok, continue...

BT

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Man I went all the way back to the beginning on this one. I can't believe how many I wrote in the first few pages. I have trouble coming up with a good one now. Maybe I'm senile.

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The fora are lacking of late

Seems the dimwits are trolling with bait

Fishing for carp

With brains not so sharp

Though their wives, I surely would sate

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I know it's early, but sometimes, you just don't know when the creative juices are gonna flow...

There once was a man from Ukiah

Back in Boston they'd call him a LIAH

Spewing bullshit all day

Hope he'll just go away

You could say he's the forum pariah

BT

Currently seeking a Saturday night containment vessel for said creative juices.

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