LIMERICKS Thread : Swingers Discussion 1957181011

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User Details are only visible to members.	p.s. sorry you got stuck with a squeegee. I couldn't think of what else I could rhyme you with.
Chesapeake VA			Username hidden (11646 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Yes, I didn't fully write it. I adapted it from "Friggin in the Riggin".
Chesapeake VA			Username hidden (11646 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	lol Mr Va my pirate friends sing this song at their shows. The original of course.
Louisville KY			Username hidden (13963 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	A Tale of the Forums of the High Seas.... It was on the good ship Venus Peghey you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis When sailing on this lugger I was a dirty bugger I tried to fit in a tight slit but landed in another The Captain's name was Shelly She thought that I was smelly Ten times a day she'd try to lay upon my hairy belly The first mate's name was PG She'd always take a squeegee She'd wipe and wipe without a gripe Until we were in Fiji The second mate was Robert Whose Marxism was overt they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For jacking in the yogurt The cabin girl was Carrie Her Little Friend was scary She'd use it nice and not think twice or care if it was hairy The Navigator was Fun the girls liked to use his gun he pined and pined until they whined and stuck it into each one And someone had a daughter Who fell in into the water And from her squeals we knew that eels Had found her sexual quarters
Chesapeake VA			Username hidden (11646 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I'm no good at Limericks but thoroughly enjoy reading this thread. Keep up the good work.
Alpharetta GA			Username hidden (892 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	They say he's a god awful flirt, Your feelings and heart he will hurt, He's not all that bad And won't make you mad When your pussy he finally makes squirt!!!
Millington TN			Username hidden (169 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Nice job, Bonis! I'm always glad to see another sexy woman participate here.
Sheboygan Falls WI			Username hidden (6937 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Thanks Peg!!!
Millington TN			Username hidden (169 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Well done, bonis - it is always nice to have a new limericker.
Ocean City NJ			Username hidden (4297 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Some newbs to this lifestyle mix The misters "that's mine!" to fix Will find girls to jump him Grab on and pump him Soon enough, gents of my own to licks!!! Lol, I tried!
Millington TN			Username hidden (169 post)

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