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As Fall chill is cooling the air,

More parties abound, I’m aware.

Themed by sports, back to schools.

Halloween, sexy rules!

Find a good one and then tell me where.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Bridge's not attempting to pull her away

Not for a minute, an hour, or day.

The invitation's for two

When the threesome is through

Its Fun_Ahoy who's been kept at bay.

New Orleans LA
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Mr Bridge, I'm not sure what to say...

if she wants a "hall pass" it'd be OK.

But would she be into

solo play with your skin flute?

It's usually not our way.

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So Mr Bridgetender...

maybe someday I'll lend her.

So, my wife, we could ask

even if you're up to the task...

I'm sure a threesome would be her preferred "happy ender."

Gibsonia PA
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These spinners of words are quite funny

Verses hasten the flow of "girl honey"

Tongue twisters of the word

Grammer Nazis, I've heard.

Not a care - faces buried in cunny.

New Orleans LA
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Mrs L would like Mr Uriah's group...

with cocks that never seem to droop!

A trip to Tennessee...

with sexual OMG...

would be a most memorable shtup!

Gibsonia PA
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We'd like to meet the Uriahs in Memphis.

And visit the ghost of "The King" Elvis!

Listening to the blues...

with my face in Shel's cooze...

tasting and fucking her pelvis!

Gibsonia PA
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You've gotta see where Elvis lived and paid his dues

We'll share BBQ and listen to BB King sing the blues

Mrs. L can meet the boys of the MidSouth Gang

When Mr. L drops the towel, I'm sure to have a bang

While dancing naked to any song he'll choose.

Mrs. Uriah {Shelly's first limerick}

Memphis TN
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Mr. leeza,

A Bayou built for three

Is something I can't quite see

Send Ms. Leeza alone

I'll give her the BONE

Only THEN will we know if its pee!

BT

New Orleans LA
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We've got to get down to San Antone.

A great time, I'm sure, we'll be shown!

Mrs L can have her way

with Mr SA...

whilst I give Gina the bone!!

Gibsonia PA
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Well darn, I forgot to "press return" to make the lines follow form.

San Antonio TX
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