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While Valentine’s is a fine day for romance,

We will celebrate next week at a big dance.

Getting outfits together

Lace, bustier and feather

Gets me all in the mood for a slut prance.

Tucson AZ
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A hutch from the bed we did make

our trysts nearly caused it to break

The wood it did creak

if it fell in our sleep

a pancake of us it would make

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I'm sorry if the damage was bad

I hope you're not terribly mad

I'll make some amends

for to you my dear friends

I'm a rabbit who'll gladly be had

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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So the Pixie likes to be under. 

As her pussy is spread for the plunder. 

A night in the bunk. 

Leaves a discernible funk. 

About which the kids only wonder. 

Water Mill NY
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There once was a troll from Ukiah. 

Who thinks he's some sort of messiah. 

On all topics, every day.

He has much shit to say. 

Would be nice if he just said bye-bye ya. 

Water Mill NY
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A clever fellow, he thinks with BOTH heads

But nearly broke my kiddo's bunkbed

This Scamp's quite the tramp

Panties stolen once damp

It's clear that this legend ain't dead

New Orleans LA
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Single on Valentine's Day

Might have been a cause for dismay

But some morning romance

From a young guy who can dance

Has me thinking in a more heartfelt way

Ocean City NJ
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There once was a fellow named Nic. 

Who came to be called Frankendick. 

After developing a habit. 

For a hottie named Rabbit. 

"Scamp" is the latest name for that prick. 

Water Mill NY
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There is a fora couple known as Leeza

We've heard they have been to the Pisa

They make me glad I am single

Due to the way they make me tingle

Right now it would be helpful if my name were Theresa

Kernersville NC
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Nicely done!

Some verbalize using such rhymes

of course, in everyone chimes

some have made the call

that really they're all

manifestations of AkronFunTimes

Windermere FL
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There's a guy who's most likely a troll...

who has a fantasy of being a cuckold.

His wife with three kids

comes home smelling like jizz

C'mon dood, I think it's getting a bit old.

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Her scent of cologne and latex is fragrant

and her disregard for his feelings is blatant.

He worries that his "hot wife"

will someday ruin his life

but he's probably single and living in his mother's basement.

Gibsonia PA
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