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I see here those who play that 5-letter game

There we have our banter fun from wild to tame

But make no mistake

For goodness sake

Where ever we post there is no SHAME

Parsippany NJ
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OK I admit I feel slightly guilty for this one, because it's not really fair to post about someone I've chosen to block. But I'm doing it anyway, because sometimes I'm an asshole.

There once was a man from Ukiah

with the brains of an unripe papaya

he droned on and on

from dusk until dawn

and became the fora's pariah

Windermere FL
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Hope you enjoy your weekend

While I am home on the mend

No worries, I'll be a voy-yar

From here in my southern boudoir

Where soon I'll entertain a new friend

Oak Ridge NC
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Indeed, she's quite a girl!

Many have hopes of taking a whirl

So, let's make a deal

No more delicious a meal

You nibble her oyster and I, her pearl

New Orleans LA
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Ms Kellyjean is quite a trip

good as new with a replacement hip

but between those two joints

as she merrily points

is a place I would so like to slip

Windermere FL
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BT and VA are a hoot

Their own horns they'd never toot

A merry bromance indeed

On this they have agreed

They'll let us ladies play with their flutes

Oak Ridge NC
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Fun_Ahoy's made an offer to shoot

His skills no one would dispute

He's sure to delight

Not a camera in sight

An opportunist of epic repute

New Orleans LA
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I wonder if Jennya has found

and perhaps contractually bound

a photographer

not obsessed just with her

and the booty we'd all like to pound.

Windermere FL
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I'm finding myself somewhat inspired

mentally I have perspired

a flood of conceptions

with slight misdirections

from my caffeine-brain which is too wired.

(Meh)

Windermere FL
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When considering a topic to pen

some prose about whom what and when

I'd rather be drinking

than intensely thinking

up sarcastic poems about men.

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