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I like twirling pasties to this song lol Frigging in the Riggin friggin in the riggin friggin in the riggin cause there fucking nothing else to do!

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p.s. sorry you got stuck with a squeegee. I couldn't think of what else I could rhyme you with.

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Yes, I didn't fully write it. I adapted it from "Friggin in the Riggin".

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lol Mr Va my pirate friends sing this song at their shows. The original of course.

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A Tale of the Forums of the High Seas....

It was on the good ship Venus Peghey you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis

When sailing on this lugger I was a dirty bugger I tried to fit in a tight slit but landed in another

The Captain's name was Shelly She thought that I was smelly Ten times a day she'd try to lay upon my hairy belly

The first mate's name was PG She'd always take a squeegee She'd wipe and wipe without a gripe Until we were in Fiji

The second mate was Robert Whose Marxism was overt they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For jacking in the yogurt

The cabin girl was Carrie Her Little Friend was scary She'd use it nice and not think twice or care if it was hairy

The Navigator was Fun the girls liked to use his gun he pined and pined until they whined and stuck it into each one

And someone had a daughter Who fell in into the water And from her squeals we knew that eels Had found her sexual quarters

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They say he's a god awful flirt, Your feelings and heart he will hurt, He's not all that bad And won't make you mad When your pussy he finally makes squirt!!!

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Nice job, Bonis! I'm always glad to see another sexy woman participate here.

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Thanks Peg!!!

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Well done, bonis - it is always nice to have a new limericker.

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Some newbs to this lifestyle mix The misters "that's mine!" to fix Will find girls to jump him Grab on and pump him Soon enough, gents of my own to licks!!!

Lol, I tried!

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