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One of my first posts in this thread, 463 days ago:

Sailors are known for their bawdy drinking songs. Here's the first one I ever heard, which happens to be in limerick form:

On board the good ship Venus, By God you shoulda seen us, The figurehead  was a chippie in bed, Sucking the old man's penis. 

The captain of this lugger, He was a dirty bugger, He wasn't fit  to shovel shit From one place to another. 

The first mate's name was Morgan He was a grisly gorgon Twice a day  he'd strum away Upon his sexual organ. 

The Captain's wife was Mable Whenever she was able She'd give the crew  A daily screw Upon the mess hall table. 

The cook, his name was Freeman He was a dirty demon He'd feed the crew  A menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen. 

The captain's randy daughter Went swimming in the water Delighted squeals  came as the eels Entered her sexual quarter. 

The bosun's mate was Chopper By Christ he had a whopper Across the deck  once round his neck and up his arse for a stopper. 

The Cabin boy was Nipper He was a little ripper He'd stuff his ass with broken glass Which circumcised the skipper. 

Oh, and there is a chorus:

Frigging in the rigging Wanking on the planking Masturbating  on the grating That's fucking all we do.

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Pissar!

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I like twirling pasties to this song lol Frigging in the Riggin friggin in the riggin friggin in the riggin cause there fucking nothing else to do!

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p.s. sorry you got stuck with a squeegee. I couldn't think of what else I could rhyme you with.

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Yes, I didn't fully write it. I adapted it from "Friggin in the Riggin".

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lol Mr Va my pirate friends sing this song at their shows. The original of course.

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A Tale of the Forums of the High Seas....

It was on the good ship Venus Peghey you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis

When sailing on this lugger I was a dirty bugger I tried to fit in a tight slit but landed in another

The Captain's name was Shelly She thought that I was smelly Ten times a day she'd try to lay upon my hairy belly

The first mate's name was PG She'd always take a squeegee She'd wipe and wipe without a gripe Until we were in Fiji

The second mate was Robert Whose Marxism was overt they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For jacking in the yogurt

The cabin girl was Carrie Her Little Friend was scary She'd use it nice and not think twice or care if it was hairy

The Navigator was Fun the girls liked to use his gun he pined and pined until they whined and stuck it into each one

And someone had a daughter Who fell in into the water And from her squeals we knew that eels Had found her sexual quarters

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They say he's a god awful flirt, Your feelings and heart he will hurt, He's not all that bad And won't make you mad When your pussy he finally makes squirt!!!

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Nice job, Bonis! I'm always glad to see another sexy woman participate here.

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Thanks Peg!!!

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