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His wife was so spectacularly hot Young men, ON her ass quickly they shot He can't blame that on me Oh, one day he might see I won't confuse her ass with her twat

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KB, you did great! No complaints here.

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That explains why I never did ski well. My form was all stiff, if I must tell. When skiing down slopes, Despite my high hopes, My klutzy form bounced only when I fell.

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To ski well, you must be physically fit. When you bend, pop back up, do not sit. Thrust those hips like you hump, Up and down, like a pump. Ski like you fuck, not like you shit!

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Although it's not very striking This pic was taken while biking Sed wanted a pic but not of my dick I hope it is to her liking

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Mrs. Scandle, you sound like it's such bliss Right now, I'd settle for even a kiss a sweet snugglebunny both handsome and funny {sigh} but instead I'm here...typing this!

{y'all go easy on me....I've not written any poetry in ever-so-long!}

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Thanks to all of the forum contenders whose good wishes my smile did engender. Now it's time to go play With the man of the day And to cum while in massaging splendor.

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Thanks for the kind words you say They always brighten my day Now wiggle and squirm on my lap So I can give that gorgeous ass a nice slap And our hips can gyrate and sway

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Could a mirror possibly be... a window to an alternate reality? A guy avoided collision due to psychic premonition... or was he tripping on LSD?

Are some people from another dimension? Could there be a time travel invention? While some just blather with ridiculous chatter... M is causing my penis to lengthen. ;^)

Is there life on another planet? If there's an SLS space ship, who'd man it? Group sex in another galaxy... If an alien squirts, is it pee? **groan** maybe it's about time I can it!

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