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Tomorrow my husband and I are spending time in Austin, so I wrote him this limerick:

In green, you might think I look pretty As we stroll through our Capital City. 'Twould be our good luck To come home and fuck; I've been ready since you played with my titty!

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A girl with a golden vajayjay... thinks that to party she should not have to pay. Such confidence results from a tough grandma's insults... and a twat that's USDA inspected grade A.

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I suck at rhymes, but after cloudcity's post....

There once was a woman from Carolina Who had the most beautiful vagina. I thought with a grin, I'd love to stick it in, and I'm not talking 'bout no bone china.

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Posted by "cloudcity"

There once was a young whore from Peru,

Who filled her vagina with glue,

She said with a grin,

"If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of it too"

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What a sexy woman, Mrs sb311... I love the picture of her sunbathin'. I think it'd be cool to, right by the pool... get 'tween her hot legs and just dive in!!

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Scandle, that was quite a good rif. Come ski with me, I'll give you a lift. After the lesson maybe we'll share some sex'n. At that point I'll surely stay stiff.

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His wife was so spectacularly hot Young men, ON her ass quickly they shot He can't blame that on me Oh, one day he might see I won't confuse her ass with her twat

New Orleans LA
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KB, you did great! No complaints here.

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That explains why I never did ski well. My form was all stiff, if I must tell. When skiing down slopes, Despite my high hopes, My klutzy form bounced only when I fell.

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To ski well, you must be physically fit. When you bend, pop back up, do not sit. Thrust those hips like you hump, Up and down, like a pump. Ski like you fuck, not like you shit!

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