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For BT,,,,,This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Thornton CO
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Ode to Lexophilia

He continues to post in "his" thread

Though others have sworn it was dead.

There's no one else there

But He doesn't care

There's something quite wrong with his head.

New Orleans LA
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The Leezas are heading on holiday

I hope they enjoy their stay

We will miss them again

Waiting with electronic pens

Till they return hopefuly long before May

Clemmons NC
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Our wonderful friends on Swing Life Style,

we are touched... you guys made us smile!

Sorry we've been gone,

but life moves on...

we'll be back every once in a while.

I like peghey, Scandle and Mrs. Uriah,

Kelly Jean, Kibbles, NJ Bi also fuel my desire.

For Mrs. L there's Bridgetender...

and I'll bet Fun Ahoy would send her...

over the moon... and maybe even higher!

Gibsonia PA
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Now let me be perfectly clear.

It's the Mrs. who always posts here.

Whether banter or chats,

Flirty gaming, love pats,

We are speaking directly, my dear

Sheboygan Falls WI
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A visit from you, Mr. Scandle?

Or is this the Ms. of the handle?

No matter which one,

By the time all is done,

We'll have burned both ends of the candle!

Seattle WA
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Well, ya never know, Allibgood,

Just who might show up in your 'hood.

Travel plans to Seattle

By airplane (not cattle)

Would make my vacation quite good.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Oh for joy! There's a limerick thread!

How the words dance around in my head!

Just one more fun way

To entice sexy play

And get more of you into my bed!

Seattle WA
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Mr. Leeza, is quite the wit. 

And with brains, no little bit. 

But his wife is the one. 

For whom Mr. Fun. 

Says "Her twat? Now that I would hit."

New Orleans LA
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They are two of my favorite swingers

At the ready withTHE perfect zingers

She is so brainy

HE is quite zany

And the king of the forum pun slingers

Ocean City NJ
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