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A noble man brings his own skins

A supply not too wide, nor to thin

Nor too loose or tight

The fit should be right

To avoid a loss when he's IN.

BT

Aka the lesser half of The LogRide

New Orleans LA
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Glad you liked the verse, LT_LogRide...

we've enjoyed your forum posts, we'll confide.

If we get down to the bayou,

it'd be nice to meet you...

and (just in case) we'll bring condoms and Astroglide.

Gibsonia PA
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Oh, the creative juices are so not flowing this morning....so I have to simply say Thank RYou, Leeza forthe compliment, and the smile!! :)

Apollo PA
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This thread I'd long thought of as dead

Like a book that I've already read

But along comes a Leeza

Ever the pleaser

To remind it was all in my head

New Orleans LA
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What wonderful news for frnznluvers!!

It gave us a rush of warm fuzzy shudders.

And as everyone extends,

congrats to the frnz...

I must say Mrs frnz will be one of the hottest grandmothers!!

Gibsonia PA
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Bridge & Fun-- you have great imaginations.

And my wife enjoys your clever flirtations...

a trip to The Big Easy,

for a chance to get sleazy,

and she'll bring about many ejaculations!

Gibsonia PA
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In NOLA the hosts are amazing!

Their spirit, I've heard, burns a'blazing.

The joy and the laughter

Fuel the fire when you're after

A chance for a little hell raising.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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The gift of gab I never disdain

Words and thought rattle 'round in my brain

If the Leezas come south

A loss of words from my mouth

Lead to use of quite different a vein

New Orleans LA
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Rots o ruck keeping Fun at bay. 

If the Leezas ever do come this way. 

With a wee bit of luck. 

(And no Trojans left in the truck). 

I'm giving her a roll in the hay.  

Belle Chasse LA
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Swinging visitors, they came with a roar.

Slept over, had sex on my floor

A bunk bed built for two? Somehow, they made dew

Who could ask for anything more?

New Orleans LA
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