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Not written by me, but am posting this after something in the Morning News thread:

Fox News has announced it retracts

Its ugly departure from facts,

Suggesting it came

To maybe feel shame,

The thing that Sean Hannity lacks.

Belle Chasse LA
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When pondering my next permutation

of words for an alliteration

my vocab now buffered

creativity suffered

for this poetic miscalculation.

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Even though they are not very far

just a 2 hour ride in the car

we now have been blocked

from viewing been locked

there is no chance of a drink in a bar

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Imitation, the sincerest of flattery

BT prefers fora asshattery

Don't get so uptight

He ain't here to fight

He'll eat her with salt...hold the battery

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BT was kinda pissy

his interest in my missy

had become high

I don't know why

his fit has become hissy

Windermere FL
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Hey! I think VA plagiarized my limerick! Wtf? Stole the first and last lines!

I demand satisfaction! In lieu of royalties, red rover, red rover...Send Mrs. VA on over.

BT

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Single guys get such a bad rap

Though often it isn't pure crap

So, guys take my advice

Be true and be nice

And playmates will fall in your lap

-BT

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As friends we prefer to begin.

We will meet you, every now and then.

Don't seek out a date

Monday early, through Thursday late

'cuz we're only Swingers on the weekend.

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HAHA I never noticed that Tricky is written in limericks....

I met this little girlie

her hair was kinda curly

Went to her house

and bust her out

I had to leave real early

These girls are really sleazy

all they just say is please me

Or spend some time

and rock a rhyme

I said "It's not that easy

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We see the stalkers peepin'

They check us out, but never be speakin'

If they open a line

a single man, we always find

behind his wife's back, he be creepin'

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