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So many leftovers still

Of all I have had my fill

What's a lady to do

When there's nothing to choose

And in a month we will be facing the same deal.

~lady~

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...for $500?? I'd give it to you for free.

BT

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It did occur to me, but I opted to flirt nonetheless.

Tramp

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Now Bridgetender’s wit is appallin’

His renown, most definitely sprawlin’

Yet, great as he be

When in Tallahassee

It won't be hisownname I'd be callin’

Tramp

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Lady, you truly have game

Of others I can't say the same

At the end of the day

We're all here to play

...A blue Gumby...how utterly lame

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BT your are such a good observer

Of those who are trying to be clever

Don't even begin to fret

Over a troll that no one has met

Who is only a wanna be perver.

(Better?)

~lady~

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A new troll comes hunting for beaver

Such a rude and classless word-weaver

So, when that won't suffice

He tries being...nice

like Eddie Haskell with "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver"

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Dear Lady you've done quite well

Causing portions of BT to swell

Hope the nurses are grand

And the Doc has small hands

Though I think it's too early to tell.

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Hugs to you BT

I hope no problem they see

When you're on the table

May the scope be able

To complete the procedure painlessly.

~lady ~

(Terrible at limericks lol)

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More Deep thoughts by BT

The infighting and judgement is lost on me

Everywhere I look, it's all I see

I hope tomorrow is brighter

It'll definitely be lighter-

...that's when they scheduled my colonoscopy

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