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As friends we prefer to begin.

We will meet you, every now and then.

Don't seek out a date

Monday early, through Thursday late

'cuz we're only Swingers on the weekend.

Lake Butler FL
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HAHA I never noticed that Tricky is written in limericks....

I met this little girlie

her hair was kinda curly

Went to her house

and bust her out

I had to leave real early

These girls are really sleazy

all they just say is please me

Or spend some time

and rock a rhyme

I said "It's not that easy

Windermere FL
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We see the stalkers peepin'

They check us out, but never be speakin'

If they open a line

a single man, we always find

behind his wife's back, he be creepin'

Lake Butler FL
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I see here those who play that 5-letter game

There we have our banter fun from wild to tame

But make no mistake

For goodness sake

Where ever we post there is no SHAME

Parsippany NJ
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OK I admit I feel slightly guilty for this one, because it's not really fair to post about someone I've chosen to block. But I'm doing it anyway, because sometimes I'm an asshole.

There once was a man from Ukiah

with the brains of an unripe papaya

he droned on and on

from dusk until dawn

and became the fora's pariah

Windermere FL
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Hope you enjoy your weekend

While I am home on the mend

No worries, I'll be a voy-yar

From here in my southern boudoir

Where soon I'll entertain a new friend

Santa Fe NM
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Indeed, she's quite a girl!

Many have hopes of taking a whirl

So, let's make a deal

No more delicious a meal

You nibble her oyster and I, her pearl

New Orleans LA
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Ms Kellyjean is quite a trip

good as new with a replacement hip

but between those two joints

as she merrily points

is a place I would so like to slip

Windermere FL
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BT and VA are a hoot

Their own horns they'd never toot

A merry bromance indeed

On this they have agreed

They'll let us ladies play with their flutes

Santa Fe NM
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I've heard Fun's vessel's so large Bigger than a Lake Pontchartrain barge. A vessel, unloaded A snowstorm exploded So much that the ski slopes should charge.

Tallahassee FL
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