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This thread couldn't have been any sweeter Swinger poets, both pussies and peters Til the powers that be Took one more giant wee And fucked up our limericky meter

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Burrrr, this freezing cold polar vortex... shrinkage could give me a complex! But after shoveling snow... Mrs L makes it grow... and warms me with steamy hot sex!

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While hugging and kissing On Blueberry Patch Pat offered me a quarter to feel my snatch I said keep your quarter, I do not steal As for my snatch, you're welcome to feel.

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....I thought it was the big five "oh's"

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My wife and Bridgetender, now past the big 5-0! Would a half-century threesome be apropos? Bridge and I could take turns, giving Mrs L for what she yearns... and making her moan, "OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!"

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There once was a man from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass, And his balls were all covered with weeds.

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There's a dood from way out in the sticks Barebacking strangers, he would not nix The irony drips Whenever he quips That stupid, you just cannot fix. 

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I’m glad to see that this thread was bumped, We writers before were normally pumped To respond in kind, Not too far behind Flirty and witty together were lumped.

Wow, I'm really out of practice, too! Let's see where it goes...

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True that, haiku it be Pants on the ground Pants on the ground Yew schooled me :)

** happy anninvesity from me

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That was neither limerick nor haiku. Perhaps we need a haiku thread?

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