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TOPIC: Knocked_up
Created by: Nkenswing
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So, you've been having a blast, meeting new, exciting and kinky people. Everything's smoove sailing along...

Then, a couple months later because she's been feeling outta-sorts and gets tested. You guys are now expecting...

Do you except it as your child or do you round up all the guys (if you can) and find out who's the daddy?

Inspired by one of those Maury "who's the daddy" shows...

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Actually, from someone who lives in an agricultural area, the loose billowy stuff is very effective... we call it fertilizer ;-)

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Of course compacting bullshit makes things easier skim through, but you know that's just not how it is.

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Isn't compacted bullshit more effective than billowy loosely scattered material?

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VA, That wasn't nearly long winded enough, and lacked the "Black Devil" undertones he so enjoys brining to the table.

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i just dont know what to say about this.....smh

Philadelphia PA
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Thanks all who have contributed to this thread. That is some funny shit!

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I am confidant the denizens of this tribunal are cognizant of one gratuitous bantam fornitore of such atypically sanguine vichyssoise.

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Forward their profile to mondieu!

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HO. LY. SHIT!

You know the "random matching members" section on the home page? I was just scrolling over them and one of the couples had a tag line that kind of caught my eye.

"Breed my wife"

There was no way I saw that tag line and couldn't resist opening their profile. It went on to say:

"Wife is not on birth control, would like the guy to give her a baby with not strings or names. If you have fathered before we like you. So come on guys use your penis."

And:

"Were a long term couple looking to take it to the next level"

Lol. Take it to the next level? Exactly how many levels of swinging do you go through until you reach the point where you just want some random dude to knock up your girl?

Wow. Just wow.

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wen,

Same here. I too had both procedures done....I've always felt pretty confident I am safe from pregnancy. I would surely never trust any man to "protect" me from getting pregnant though. No offense intended men ;)

Mrs Sav

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