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Haha.

In the days leading up to thanksgiving I sequestered all of the food I would need for the day in a cupboard or parts of the fridge with stickers on them saying "THANKSGIVING".

Don't laugh. Far too many times in the past I have gone to make thanksgiving/Christmas dinner only to find that something critical was consumed on a whim, and nothing is open for us to replace it.

Once I needed a couple teaspoons of peanut butter for something, had a brand new jar and thought I was safe, and found out at the zeroeth hour that our son ate the entire jar of peanut butter that morning. That shit happens in this house.

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Sour cream?...Cheese?...Pumpkin pie?...

Shoulda invited vegans.

Just saying.

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What does the sticky note say on the pool table?

"Please don't dirty the pool table we fuck on it"

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Only 8 people? And that much chaos?

I would not invite them again, family or not.

At least some of that shit is on purpose. No eight people cause that much damage on accident...

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"I have had guests in the house for a few days and have a ruined tablecloth, busted microwave, lost big mixing bowl, a freezer that was left open a crack overnight and filled with frost, 4 open containers of sour cream, at least 5 open packages of cheese, 3 different loaves of French bread in progress, a busted Kuerig, 3 half-eaten pumpkin pies..."

It's your own fault for having Tramp over for dinner. *sticks tongue out*

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To some extent, I understand. I understand that none of them have a pool, a really nice kitchen, french doors, automated sprinklers (one of those is somehow busted now too!?!?!? - shot water about 20 feet in the air last night) etc.

But I will tell you this - when I was dirt poor myself, I sure as HELL knew not to use a fucked pool table as a goddamn countertop. When I began finding half-drank wine glasses and dishes on the pool table, I actually got noticeably agitated. Like - right there on the felt. WTF!?!?

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depending on how many people you had over."

We have been 8 since Wednesday. We are reduced to 6 now until Sunday.

Also - our daughter, faced with a door that wouldn't open as expected, cranked the arm and pushed hard. Because, if a door isn't opening, obviously that's what you're supposed to do. So now the door latch to my office is busted too.

And the guest towels got bleached by a well-meaning soul trying to help with laundry.

And two nights in a row the cat got locked out of the laundry room (where her litter is) and she shit and pissed on the floor.

And the big tablecloth - got sent through the wash. With a new purple bedsheet.

So now the tablecloth is not only silver-stained, but is light purple. And the new purple bedsheet has silver cleaner stains on it.

STOP.... FUCKING.... HELPING... JW: how much more do I have to make you people to drink to keep you out of my kitchen?!??! I can't fix things as fast as everyone is breaking them.

I have shut the pool lights off perhaps 5 times an afternoon because for some reason people keep turning them on. I have now in my frustration placed sticky notes ALL over the house with instructions not to fuck with things. Like - unplugging the internet router. WHY would you unplug the internet router in someone else's house???

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LOL ...people suck!

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"I have had guests in the house for a few days and have a ruined tablecloth, busted microwave, lost big mixing bowl, a freezer that was left open a crack overnight and filled with frost, 4 open containers of sour cream, at least 5 open packages of cheese, 3 different loaves of French bread in progress, a busted Kuerig, 3 half-eaten pumpkin pies..."

I can see the food part, depending on how many people you had over. But breaking both your microwave and Keurig?

Did you have an after election riot over at your place???

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LOL VA, I can relate.

Love that I have a guy that does the dishes, does them well and if he's putting stuff away, and he's not sure where they go, he leaves them on the counter for me to put away properly. He also knows better than to touch my good knives (this includes not even washing them). <3

On the flip side we had a wonderful, dear friend that stayed with us for a while. She decided to be "helpful" while I was gone. She cleaned the dishes and the kitchen, dried the countertops and dishes with paper towels (using them ALL up) despite the fact that we have more dishtowels than any home should need then proceeded to put away the clean dishes, cutlery, etc, in all the wrong places. I'm STILL trying to find stuff.

She also used one of my good knives to saw at/cut something directly on my granite countertop despite the wood cutting board being 3 inches away.

I hid my good knives until after she left.

~rabbit~

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