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For some reason all I'm thinking of is William Hung singing "She rook rike a frower but she sting like a bee"....

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@DD: That is some crazy, funny shit. @SheSmooth: That little old black woman was me waiting on you til my dying day....LOL

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LoL @smooth. She wanted you lol

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I'm quite allergic to them, if I get stung once its pop 2 benadryl and hit the urgent care. More than once? I'd be on my way to the ER.

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true story. working on the side of a house one hot summer day when I disturbed a wasp nest that had been hidden behind the soffit. wasps poured straight down on my head and into the back of the polo type shirt I was wearing. when I realized there were prolly a dozen or more down my back I jumped off the ladder and started ripping my shirt off. i'm walking around the yard now flailing my shirt to ward them off. once I had chased them away I began trying to get the stingers out of my neck and back. finally I knocked on the homeowner's kitchen door, a little old black woman in her 80's, and when she answered I asked if she could check my back to see if I had removed all of them. as she was checking I apologized for being shirtless, to which she responded, "well, I saw you out here pulling it off, but I just thought maybe you were taking some pictures."

LOL. WTF? .

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JW- what the fuck is the purpose of wasps, other then to terrify me? If you don't hear from me ever again its because either A) I got stung by one and died. Or B) I had a heart attack because I once again turned around and one was 2 inches from my face and the terror stopped my heart.

I want to move somewhere that it is warm all year round and there are no wasps.

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I used to work out beside a woman with anorexia. She said that she was addicted to the stair stepping machine. The doctor tried limiting her to an hour or two per day but finally banned it altogether. Obviously, she was not following doctor's orders. I quit the gym but always hoped that she didn't climb those stairs straight to heaven.

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Perhaps elliptical girl could actually be a set of twins- or triplets.

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We have a bigger building between us and the Disneyland fireworks.

But walk down the block and we can see them just fine.

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Of course, tbr. But my point was that no matter how many times the situation repeated itself, it would always be unreasonable to conclude she is a perpetually exercising, non-eating/sleeping/pooping robot that never budges from her elliptical machine. n=30 would still not convince me.

Well, perhaps after my hypothetical 10,000 repetitions it would be worth the risk to walk up and poke her in the side to see if she's real and not some Disney animatronics. This is, after all, Orlando.

HT along that line: we can see the Disney fireworks every night from our house, although not very well because of the trees. When the sky is clouded over the clouds light up in beautiful colors. Last night was gorgeous.

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