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Ok..my "4. No one ever empties the trash" AND attended Wizardly University

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I think that guy attended my University and practiced first on the toilets in the dorm bathrooms.

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OK then...

No. 3 restated: You are the only one transferring the trash mass at your house.

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Nope , you are all wrong. You see, if you do the math and apply theoretical universal theory, you will discover, just as I did, that like energy, mass cannot be destroyed only transferred. So in parallel dimensions they have small spaces that "seem" capable of holding many things, often referred to as dimensional pockets. However this was a scam concocted by a recent graduate from Wizardly University who was seeking his Master's degree in Mass Manipulation. Instead of converting the mass into a proportionally smaller and less dense "particle array" as his paper claimed, he actually just placed a small teleportation spell within these spaces and the spell teleported a converted version of that mass to our dimension. He cleverly designed the spell so that the now useless mass would always land in near empty trash cans to ensure no one ever noticed. The only way to stop it once your trash can or receptacle has been hacked is to NEVER TAKE OUT THE TRASH. Since his spell defines safe spaces as nearly empty, having a full can ensures he can not use your particular can or receptacle again,

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How about 4. No one ever empties the trash

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May I offer a third?

3. You are the only one taking out the trash. 8^O

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So this same post on facebook generated two hypotheses. Both have merit:

1. It begins with air trapped between the bag and the can and first fills with very loosely packed stuff, making it seem full quite soon. As people fill it more they keep packing it in until it's eventually "really full".

2. People see an empty can and are inspired to clean up and throw things away. They were avoiding this when they knew the can was full.

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VA - I swear we empty the garbage twice a day. I don't see how.

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No.

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Am I the only one who feels like it doesn't matter how often I empty it - the kitchen garbage can is ALWAYS full?

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