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Shorter definition: a centaur is a horse's ass of a man.

All centaurs dig unicorns, and all guys wish they could be a centaur.

Fun Fact: a centaur can mount a unicorn (horsey style), drink a beer and work the TV remote at the same time.

Giddyup bitches.

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@ Good: thank you for giving me a good reason the clean off the 2 monitor screens on my desk. FYI, coke zero cleans as well as windex.

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@Good: OMG, what did I learn today in the Forums? Centaur -- according to GOOGLE, a creature with the head, arms and torso of a man and the body and legs of a horse. Who said we don't learn shit here.....LOL

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"JW- since when is 5'11 and 275 HWP?"

Sounds about right for an immature centaur.

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the one that said "what r u up to today?" was a second note from someone i very politely said "normally i'd say no thanks to your message--please re-read the profile thoroughly and put some effort in to it if you want to try again."

so, the second attempt got my humourous mood. :-)~

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@njny: At least you didn't get one that said "hey, can you fuck me on Friday?" I blocked his dumb ass.

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so i just replied "good, thanks for asking!"

to the 3 new "hey how r u sexy?" messages.

and "working, thanks for asking!" to the 4th "hey what r u up to today?" message.

JW if any of 'em will write back with more than one sentence, or if they'll just disappear. anyway, it was a mildly amusing way to spend a minute. ;-)~

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What a coincidence. While at the Dr. Oz event on Saturday, there was a security guard there who was so fat but handsome and he looked meticulous in his uniform. I was turned on by him and the woman I asked to take the pic of me and him together fucked it up so I never got it. I want to experience a BBM (big beautiful man I've been told). What a whore I am LMAO!

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yeah so not a turn on...lol

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...maybe sumo wrestling?

(tongue totally in cheek)

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