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"...the Mrs asks the female half of the couple what they are looking for? and she answers, "I don't know"."

Asking that as an opening line is tantamount to asking, "Wanna fuck?" IMO. We would likely reply "not sure yet" or something similar because while we are a full swap couple, we don't just fuck whoever approaches us with some lame opening line as if we are in the grocery store and the clerk is asking if need help finding the cucumbers. If you can't have a little conversation or flirtation, we aren't likely to be interested.

~S~

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Duran Duran had hit songs?

None that I remember...

Fullerton CA
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I'm sitting in a bar at the airport. Song playing is "Wild Boys" by Duran Duran.

JW: when considering all of Duran Duran's other hit songs, why the fuck was this horrible atrocity of aural sewage a hit?

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What the hell another couple is thinking when we introduce ourselves to them at a party and the Mrs asks the female half of the couple what they are looking for? and she answers, "I don't know".

Wasn't sure if I wanted to post here, wtf, pet peeves, surpasses-meets-disappoints or start a thread. :-)

:-\

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Yes, do that. You would never want to be in snort arrears.

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Went into a joke shop the other day. written in that little bowl next to the register were the words, Got A Snort? Leave One. Need a Snort? Take One.

I'll wander by tomorrow and grab one for ya.

BT

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You owe me a snort.

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Peg, I'd heard that Jim Morrison had pulled his pickerel out on stage once.

Was that the Door in question?

BT

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Far be it From me to disagree with your wisdom.

BT

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"JW: Why you didn't?"

Two possible explanations: A) I'm a honeybadger; B) I'm irretrievably stoopit. 

Yeah, the better answer is always B. 

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