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A little Vitalis goes a long way.

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Dood probably grows microscopic minions under the vintage 'stache.

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"Must be female, hot, and willing to fuck my brains out. "

WARNING proceed with caution, the last batch of minion's ended up filet or with a major psoas(s) (yes I know how to spell mignon)

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Well shit don't all stampede at once ladies.

LOL

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I'm now hiring minions. Must be female, hot, and willing to fuck my brains out.

Auditions will be held on top of my penis.

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I just looked in the sls gift shop thingie and there are no minions for sale. Did VA buy the last of them? When will they be restocked? VA has them. Sed has them. I have a powerful hankering for some minions of my own.

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Oh man! I think I got what Always's issue is.

He is simply envious of anyone here that has friends or is liked. Not equipped with social skills, he's unable to socialize and become part of groups of people that are friendly with each other. As a result, the only way that can gain attention is by deliberately being annoying.

So people like VA for example, who is very much liked by others, are indeed his target.

Don't fret VA, I am often accused of the same crap, you learn to shrug it off and move on. The socially disabled can't help themselves.

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Va,

"I have minions in here loyal to me?"

Of that, there is ample evidence.

BTW, with regard to the "Synchronicity" of muppet (t)s Check out David F. Peats book on the subject..so very interesting and thought provoking reading.

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Don't you just adore men that tell women to go to their *special place?*

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He told me to take my place beside you, Va. I was hoping for under you but let's not split hairs, shall we not?

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