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"I'm now hiring minions. Must be female, hot, and willing to fuck my brains out. "

VA,

I could attempt to F*ck your brains out from now until monkeys fly out of the asshats but you'd never be lacking brains.

Mrs Sav

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LOL @ va and Bayou :-)' Hosers!

Jacksonville FL
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I doont know what yer talkin' aboot.

I spent my pogey on a 2-4 (I didn't have enough for a Texas mickey) and climbed up to the eavestroughs by using my Mom's chesterfield. I can't figure out if the tories or grits will give me more. I was pissed because my serviettes from Timmy's were sticky and my double double was made with homo.

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"No. :^)

That's VA and the Presumptuous dood. "

:) , eh!

Long Beach CA
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My English was spent predominantly in ESL classes :) ----------------------------- No....are you Canadian?

Jacksonville FL
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Thanks, but if I were my Language Arts teacher, I wouldn't let me graduate. ;) --------------------------- Remember when they were called "English" teachers? LOL

They used to call it alimony (or allmymoney) too, now it's "Spousal Support".

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I'm not all that disappointed, my man.

Poly, your "fuck ups" are adorable.

White Hse Sta NJ
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Well sorry.. like I said.. more a general comment on humanity, not you specifically.

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still-- better in the W column (if there was such a thing)

Not say'n there is mind you.

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VA, I rarely fuck up the English language. I'm disappointed that you're impressed with my appropriate spelling.

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