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Well I needed to put this somewhere.

Either I'm much more interesting when I'm smashed or I picked some very easy targets last night. This one girl was almost whining that I wasn't taking her home.

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Your dick not working is a happy thought?

You are still drunk...

Fullerton CA
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@vabeachcouple33 that's some funny stuff right there :)

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HT:

OK so I've come to some conclusions....

1. Plenty of vanilla girls find "Birthday Boy" interesting.

2. Beer goggles are very, very real.

3. Nobody has any idea how old I am. People guessing my age guessed between 26-33.

4. I have explaining to do about my relationship with my wife to the staff at Chili's.

5. When you're 40 you can't drink 12 beers, 3 scotchs, and I don't know how many other shooters, and still expect your dick to work.

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HT: 4 hours of coding and running some stats for my buddy's dissertation.

The happy thought is that it is done!

Fullerton CA
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Happy Belated BDay VA...I'll make up for it at some point! I KNOW it was a happy one, despite how it started.

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HTOD: Thank Goodness Dinner is OVER! It's seems my dinner was a hit with everyone and of course I made too much food (which I always do). I enjoy cooking for people who enjoy eating, so eat, drink and be merry! The clean up was a breeze and it was nice seeing my daughter and her friends enjoying themselves!

I may go and sneak a glass of wine before bed though! :0)

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Ugh!!!! "Look Mom, a balloon!" Yikes!!!!!

Picayune MS
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I was just grateful my four year old didn't pick one up and ask me what it was!

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Ewwww!!!!! Seriously? YUCK!

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