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Oops: The U.S. Secret Service almost accidentally shot Iran's president

According to Marc Ambinder and D.B. Grady, an unplanned shotgun blast nearly caused a global calamity

The public has all but forgotten the U.S. Secret Service's Colombian prostitute scandal, but the past 24 hours have probably dredged up bad memories for the agency's PR department. One Service agent traveling with President Obama in Israel is in hot water for reportedly junking the president's heavily fortified limousine by filling it with diesel instead of gas ("This is why we bring multiple vehicles and a mechanic on all trips," says Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary.) Hours later, The Atlantic published a short but eye-catching excerpt from Deep State: Inside the Government Secrecy Industry, an upcoming book by Week contributors Marc Ambinder and D.B. Grady. The hook? "How the Secret Service almost shot Mahmoud Ahmadinejad."

The incident happened in September 2006, when the Iranian president was in New York for the United Nations General Assembly. First, a quick reality check (or perhaps spoiler) from Reuters' Anthony De Rosa:

That probably underplays the seriousness of the event, though. This incident showed up as a "particularly chilling item" in President George W. Bush's daily national security briefing the next day, "and it scared the hell out of the dozen or so White House officials cleared to read it," say Ambinder and Grady. The briefing reportedly said that the "apparent accident" happened outside the InterContintental Hotel, as Ahmadinejad was loading his motorcade.

At the time, the Bush administration was weighing how to deal with the Iranian nuclear-weapons program. And here a Secret Service agent had just given Iran a potentially devastating public-relations coup.... The agent was adjusting the side-mounted shotgun on one of the motorcade's armored follow-up Suburbans when it discharged. "Everyone just stopped. The Iranians looked at us and we looked at the Iranians...." [Deep State, via The Atlantic] In other words, says Gawker's Taylor Berman, "this could have been bad." Yes. But it wasn't.

"...The agent began to apologize. Ahmadinejad just turned his head and got into his car." And that was it. The Iranians told no one. Their silence led several White House aides to begin to see Ahmadinejad in a new light. Here was evidence that maybe Iran was acting strategically, and therefore cautiously. A lot of unanswered questions remain — "apparent accident"? — and frightening what-ifs in that anecdote, but as the sitcoms used to say, we all learned something from it. And while we still haven't figured out exactly how to deal with Iran's nukes, it's a lot easier to pursue a non-military strategy when you're not at war over a misfired shotgun blast.

You just can't make this stuff up....lmao

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Sa:

The Iranian president lived violence and death. He lives a word away from being denounced by the religious radicals in his nation and thus being killed at their whim. A neglegent discharge is not something that will spook him... Like the Russian mafia... We can't scare those who have lived horrid lives.

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Idiots will be idiots. Stabbing someone for being called a name is being an idiot. Nothing more can be said.

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who paid the parking ticket.you know they will have to collect............BS

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I read that and thought it was hysterical

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German police in the town of Aachen were tricked by a very talented snow sculptor/prankster. A VW Beetle made entirely of snow was built in a no parking zone. It was so realistic that it got ticketed, in fact, local police only discovered the prank when they tried to brush off the license plate and it was solid snow.

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Always keep a butcher knife in the couch.

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By KRISTEN BUTLER, UPI . com

A ménage a trois went wrong for prison buddies Ashley Hunter, 33, and Orlando DeWitt, 37, in Fargo, North Dakota last week. According to court records obtained by The Smoking Gun, Hunter pulled a butcher knife from his couch and stabbed DeWitt in the arm after DeWitt refused to switch positions and let Hunter have sex with the female participant.

DeWitt and Hunter were were partying with several female acquaintances Friday night at a bar in Fargo, when they went to Hunter’s home to continue the party with a woman named Leticia. Once there, DeWitt had sex with the woman while she performed oral sex on Hunter.

According to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, DeWitt was having sex with a woman named Leticia while she was performing oral sex on Hunter. “Hunter then asked to switch places with Orlando,” the Fargo Police Department report stated. “Orlando told him no and Hunter became upset.”

An argument followed, with DeWitt allegedly calling Hunter a “f----- retard.” DeWitt said Hunter threatened to kill him and said Hunter reached for a 12-inch butcher knife. DeWitt and Leticia fled to a bathroom naked while Hunter ran after them while holding the knife.

“Orlando said he decided to run for the front door,” the police report continues. DeWitt tried to escape and was able to get through the first door, but when he “went to open the exterior door he felt the knife cutting the back of his left arm.”

DeWitt was not seriously injured in the stabbing, and he used Leticia’s phone to call 911. Hunter is scheduled to appear in court March 13 to answer charges related to the stabbing.

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Pictures, lots of pretty pictures....

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Bad with numbers, he prefers charts.

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When asked if he had heard if 3 Brazilian troops had been killed in Iraq, Al Gore replied with "No, I didn't... how many is a Brazilian?" (i.e. like 3 gazillion troops)

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Ah...al the goremeister! The green hypocrite who sold out to AJ. What monumental tubby douche!

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