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SB, I take his introductory e-mail was excellent indeed. :)
And although he says he dates older women, I still like his profile. ;-) |
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Panama City Beach FL |
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This was on a SM profile that writes an excellent introductory email:)
"I am like a spare tire. You don't always need me, but when you do I come in handy" |
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Memphis TN |
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Reminds me of Spinal Tap with the confusion about the dimensions of the Stonehenge monument which comes out 18 inches tall instead of 18 feet.
"Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told." |
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Chesapeake VA |
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"10 and a 1/2 feet!?!?? " talk about feeling like the guy is touching your tonsils through your pussy, this one would come out the mouth and hit the wall...
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Louisville KY |
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Not a favorite, but memorable for its simplicity:
"Boom titty titty Boom titty titty titty" |
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Sheboygan Falls WI |
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"SLS having problems posting members pics. go to forums for info..TRUST ME...im not ugly lol!!!!!"
Hilarious. Belongs to a new member posting in one of the Website section threads on photo issues. T |
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Danville PA |
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"I'll smile while I am 10'1/2 deep with each slow stroke!! "
10 and a 1/2 feet!?!?? |
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Toledo OH |
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Not a tag line, just responding to the previous post...
I can honestly say I've never heard of a woman who wants to get it on with a bird. JW where you would find condoms to fit a bird's pecker. |
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Brooklyn Park MN |
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"3/21/13 Hotel Party Wife wants to see how many Hot Loads it takes to fill her!!! send a bird to join "
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Chesapeake VA |
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"it's not the face you fuck ... it's the fuck you have to face"
"Four little swingers, jumping on the bed...." "so far most of the people here are all talk ! we would love for someone to prove us wrong! " "it was about time we changed that outdated tag line lol !" "She's like a candycane....Twisted, sweet and delicious when you lick her. " "Help Us! Our kids are making us have sex with others and we just hate it! " |
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Hunt Valley MD |
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