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"im craving a nice clean pussy to lick until she shivers all over and and begs to get fucked! There is something so wrong with this tag line..."

It is so wrong because clean should be the default.

It reminds me of the Hampton Inn we stayed in on a recent road trip. The sign in the elevator and near the bed that read "Clean sheets and duvets for every guest" did not inspire confidence. The LEAST I can hope for is clean.

Cincinnati OH
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I posted this in another area but it really was a tag line:

Taking a break someone on SLS got my wife pregnant.

Carrie- I love Rolling Rock- that pic happened because we were playing ring that beer..

Columbus OH
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"If you're fake, fuck you. If you're real, fuck me."

Belle Chasse LA
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LOL Rolling Rock just happens to be Hubby's favorite beer.

Carrie

Corpus Christi TX
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im craving a nice clean pussy to lick until she shivers all over and and begs to get fucked!

There is something so wrong with this tag line...

Columbus OH
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Reminds me of the scene in "White Chicks" when all the girls are laying on hte beach and talking about their respective "hairstyles" "bald eagle", "landingstrip", "peace sign", "Buckwheat", met with "EEEEWWWW!" by all the other girls.

I've only done the bald eagle since getting the tattoo, before that, it was a very well-manicured landing strip...I had actually thought I could grow it back after the tattoo, but the kitty sits too low, lol

Mcallen TX
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"If you look like you've got Don King in a leg lock, call me" ?

"Why am I hearing crickets in the background?"

Why indeed....

Windermere FL
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We Are Looking For: I am looking for a lady that wants to look like a real woman and not like a seven year old! Being naturally hairy does not mean one is less clean. Shaving does not equal good hygiene...so why do women insist on destroying their natural beauty? Are their partners somewhat pedophiles? LET THERE BE HAIR!!!! It's great that ladies want to be balled....but please! They don't have to be BALD! So.. Why am I hearing crickets in the background? Description : Average size and looks. Probably wont make you swoon, but wont scare you off either. Drug free. Good hygiene extremely important to me Our fantasies and/or real experiences: "Fantasies"??? We don't need no stinkin' fantasies! Why be "open to fantasies", when you can be open to the real experiences?

Hendersonville NC
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"Please! Please! I am begging now! Are there not ANY women that do not shave themselves bald?? "

SM, free profile

Hendersonville NC
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Reminds me of Spinal Tap with the confusion about the dimensions of the Stonehenge monument which comes out 18 inches tall instead of 18 feet.

"Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told."

Windermere FL
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