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Reminds me of the scene in "White Chicks" when all the girls are laying on hte beach and talking about their respective "hairstyles" "bald eagle", "landingstrip", "peace sign", "Buckwheat", met with "EEEEWWWW!" by all the other girls.

I've only done the bald eagle since getting the tattoo, before that, it was a very well-manicured landing strip...I had actually thought I could grow it back after the tattoo, but the kitty sits too low, lol

Mcallen TX
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"If you look like you've got Don King in a leg lock, call me" ?

"Why am I hearing crickets in the background?"

Why indeed....

Winter Garden FL
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We Are Looking For: I am looking for a lady that wants to look like a real woman and not like a seven year old! Being naturally hairy does not mean one is less clean. Shaving does not equal good hygiene...so why do women insist on destroying their natural beauty? Are their partners somewhat pedophiles? LET THERE BE HAIR!!!! It's great that ladies want to be balled....but please! They don't have to be BALD! So.. Why am I hearing crickets in the background? Description : Average size and looks. Probably wont make you swoon, but wont scare you off either. Drug free. Good hygiene extremely important to me Our fantasies and/or real experiences: "Fantasies"??? We don't need no stinkin' fantasies! Why be "open to fantasies", when you can be open to the real experiences?

Hendersonville NC
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"Please! Please! I am begging now! Are there not ANY women that do not shave themselves bald?? "

SM, free profile

Hendersonville NC
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Reminds me of Spinal Tap with the confusion about the dimensions of the Stonehenge monument which comes out 18 inches tall instead of 18 feet.

"Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told."

Winter Garden FL
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"10 and a 1/2 feet!?!?? " talk about feeling like the guy is touching your tonsils through your pussy, this one would come out the mouth and hit the wall...

Louisville KY
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Not a favorite, but memorable for its simplicity:

"Boom titty titty Boom titty titty titty"

Sheboygan Falls WI
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"SLS having problems posting members pics. go to forums for info..TRUST ME...im not ugly lol!!!!!"

Hilarious. Belongs to a new member posting in one of the Website section threads on photo issues.

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Danville PA
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"I'll smile while I am 10'1/2 deep with each slow stroke!! "

10 and a 1/2 feet!?!??

Toledo OH
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Not a tag line, just responding to the previous post...

I can honestly say I've never heard of a woman who wants to get it on with a bird.

JW where you would find condoms to fit a bird's pecker.

Brooklyn Park MN
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