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TOPIC: Favorite SLS profile tag line
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"They were horrified to learn that we full swapped."

I think that's hilarious, especially since your profile preferences are pretty clear.

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Some young people have a different idea of what "very experienced" means...

One newbie couple ~26 contacted us recently. Their idea of "very experienced" was that she got really drunk and felt up another girl's boobs.

They were horrified to learn that we full swapped.

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This one wasn't a tag line, but in a couples profile. "We have been in the Lifestyle a very long time, and we are VERY Experienced." Then I looked at their age... Wow, she is 22, and he is 23. Maybe this falls into the category "I'm so old."

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"im craving a nice clean pussy to lick until she shivers all over and and begs to get fucked! There is something so wrong with this tag line..."

It is so wrong because clean should be the default.

It reminds me of the Hampton Inn we stayed in on a recent road trip. The sign in the elevator and near the bed that read "Clean sheets and duvets for every guest" did not inspire confidence. The LEAST I can hope for is clean.

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I posted this in another area but it really was a tag line:

Taking a break someone on SLS got my wife pregnant.

Carrie- I love Rolling Rock- that pic happened because we were playing ring that beer..

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"If you're fake, fuck you. If you're real, fuck me."

Belle Chasse LA
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LOL Rolling Rock just happens to be Hubby's favorite beer.

Carrie

Corpus Christi TX
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im craving a nice clean pussy to lick until she shivers all over and and begs to get fucked!

There is something so wrong with this tag line...

Columbus OH
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Reminds me of the scene in "White Chicks" when all the girls are laying on hte beach and talking about their respective "hairstyles" "bald eagle", "landingstrip", "peace sign", "Buckwheat", met with "EEEEWWWW!" by all the other girls.

I've only done the bald eagle since getting the tattoo, before that, it was a very well-manicured landing strip...I had actually thought I could grow it back after the tattoo, but the kitty sits too low, lol

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"If you look like you've got Don King in a leg lock, call me" ?

"Why am I hearing crickets in the background?"

Why indeed....

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