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Um....

Ow.

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VA, do you like dem bitches with the teeth out to gnaw on the head of that dick?

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I was pleased to have learned this morning that Alexyss Tylor, the author of our tag line, received a web redemption on Tosh.0 last night, complete with her "Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody!" line.

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Like a phonograph stylus?

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A talking needle?

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"This is a JOKE!!! "

The brand new tag line of a "single" (married cheating) female who requested discretion due to her being married in her opening email to us. Within 10 minutes of reading my email, the new tag line appeared.

Sorry cheating be-YOTCH!

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You people actually read profile tag lines!?

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"They were horrified to learn that we full swapped."

I think that's hilarious, especially since your profile preferences are pretty clear.

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Some young people have a different idea of what "very experienced" means...

One newbie couple ~26 contacted us recently. Their idea of "very experienced" was that she got really drunk and felt up another girl's boobs.

They were horrified to learn that we full swapped.

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This one wasn't a tag line, but in a couples profile. "We have been in the Lifestyle a very long time, and we are VERY Experienced." Then I looked at their age... Wow, she is 22, and he is 23. Maybe this falls into the category "I'm so old."

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