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"We fuck on the first date!"

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" She'd like to try DP or a gang bang some time. "

This is hard to do without men present. I guess you could get a bunch of chicks with strap ons, which could probably be fun to watch.

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Windermere FL
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Choucho's Profile breakdown:

"Looking for couples but not with men" - A female-female profile (the bicorn, even rarer than the unicorn).

"Singles are preferred." - They prefer to create the female-female couple by picking and matching up two single females.

"Single ladies, gentlemen - please be respectful of our relationship." - Single people, don't fuck up our relationship.

"No single men. Couples preferred." - Reemphasizing that they want female-female and no male.

"We are looking for a threesome with women only - no men!" - The female half will use this female-female couple while the man watches.

"We prefer same room sex without swapping." - Once the female half is done with the female-female couple, her and the man will have sex while the female-female does light house work for them and walks the dog.

"She'd like to try DP or a gang bang some time." - The male half is hoping and praying with all his heart that ONE day his woman will open up and stop being a bi prude.

And there you have it...

Moron Buenos Aires Argentina
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At least they seem to address the fact that they don't know what it is they want. But not really.

Flat Rock NC
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Obviously an ESL profile.

Belle Chasse LA
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OK... maybe?

Perhaps I'm a doofus for finding that horrifyingly confusing. I suspect it wasn't originally written that way, and what I'm seeing is the product of numerous bad edits.

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Couples only! Singles preferred.

Perhaps they want only the female half of committed couples to cut down on the rampant spouse stealing epidemic? It is an insurance plan: the dood of the couple has to stay away so he won't steal the wife and they can rest assured that he'll eventually want his woman back so she won't steal the husband.

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What is a couple without men? Lesbians?

Singles are preferred. Couples are preferred.

What?

Chesapeake VA
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A DP with no men! would be pretty easy to arrange but a gang bang with no men! and soft swapping only requires a little more thought.

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