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I dress up as Morticia for Halloween sometimes. I had a dress made {before I got my own sewing machine} I need to upload a pic.

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Morticia Addams might not be too bad though...

Windermere FL
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"We are not Ken and Barbie. Neither are we Lily and Herman Munster."

Sophia

Hendersonville NC
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"Couple interested in other fun couples"

(goes to click on it)

"Sorry this user has chosen to have their profile hidden from couples."

??

Windermere FL
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This on a local SM's profile:

"Forget polite and respectful, I just want to fuck your wife"

This is not a tagline but is in a local couple's profile:

"The photo of my girlfriend is wrong one. She is younger and much sexier and is 38DD and wants to have fun with two men."

New Orleans LA
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This one cracked us up:

Married 28 years, time to break up the monotny.

Bensalem PA
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Jaycee said **I just received this today:

MMMMMMM pick me. Im well hung and ready to play. I can host or travel whichever you prefer. Can you send some pics?

Can you guess that it is from a free SM? Geez...read my profile!**

I've been telling my daughter since she started dating: "boys are stupid" "Cheap boys are annoying and stupid". Seems that applies here just as well as everywhere else.

Herndon VA
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Why yes, yes I think I do! :0)

Oh and he is 24 and has had 2 experiences that he thinks went well and would like to find a squirter but it's really important to meet in public first. No pictures at all!

Anchorage AK
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My dick is 24" long and is forged from steel. I can rent it out on weekdays to double as a jackhammer tip.

What - you need pics?

Windermere FL
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Oh there were no pics on this profile but he was sure to mention that his dick was 8" long and he knew how to use it! I laughed!

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TOPIC: Favorite SLS profile tag line
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