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A local HotDate:

Calling all squirters!!!! I'm looking for all female squirters to come and squirt all over. This will be known as the squirt party. Inbox me for location and time

LMAO @ "This will be known as the squirt party."

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"Full Swapers Only"

And in the profile they're not into "DRAMMA"

um....yeah

Bridgewater NJ
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This week I spied one that said:

"It's time to winterize: let me help fill in those cracks and crevices"

Jackson MS
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"On occasion we open pix to random profiles. Anybody ever notice?"

Bueller?

Anybody?

Brooklyn Park MN
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Wonder if he's just a "married cheater" and his wife doesn't know he's on loan.

Mcallen TX
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This isn't a tag line but amusing, nonetheless. I just approved a profile where a SM said, "I'm a bit of a loaner!" It makes me wonder whether he hopes to share more of himself than just his body. Will he charge interest?

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Figured you'd like that. You were the only one that laughed at my Southwest Airline pilot names from their crash:

The NTSB has confirmed the pilots names as:

Juan Cominglo Javier Nogeara and Fortunato Welando

Los Angeles CA
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Now you're just rambling off pilot names.

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Danville PA
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Isn't "Sum Fun" a Chinese noodle dish?

Everyone talks about the "Cream of Sum Yun Guy" on Chinese menus, but lesser known are the "Wai Tu Yung", "Sum Dum Fuk", and "Goo in Hand' (for those dining alone).

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"lets have sum fun"

Somehow I don't think this guy is a mathematician...

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