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Not a favorite, but I don't feel like looking for the funny ones thread, so here's one from a single male:

~~<br /> why am i here noone ever emails me here are will met me.i need a fuck buddy

San Antonio TX
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Funny / interesting email from a single male first introducing himself:

A photographer. Do you have any interest in doing a shoot? obviously you would be paid for the shoot?

I can tell you take care of your body and I bet you have a great smile. It would be lovely to photograph.

I (the husband) replied: Yes I do, thanks bro but I'm good-

Bensalem PA
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"I'm no weather man, but you can expect 6-7 inches tonight."

Windermere FL
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"Someone called me a two-bit whore~~so I hit them with a sack of quarters."

Memphis TN
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<strong>Just the couple next door looking to borrow some sugar</strong>

Philadelphia PA
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's right here.

Windermere FL
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This was the screen name of a single female "hysterical". Thank you for the warning.

Corcoran MN
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Kurt, my friend told me his father 75 years old in Florida, says he is getting more sex then he ever did. Age means nothing.

Thornton CO
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Here's the most mean spirited one I have seen in a long time:

You women over 40 shouldn't put up ass pics. Nothing attractive about cellulite!!!!

From a 30-something couple here in the Baltimore area. I can't wait to see their welcome into the over-40 club.

Daniels MD
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A Hot Date written by a 20 year old single female.

I hove a fantasy. To have a woman to sodomis by a women or cpl. Must be dd/f and berry sexy. Have pics open. And NOO Single Man!!!!!

Windermere FL
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