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Not a tag line, but an amusing passage from a profile.

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Please leave a message after the beep...

We're awesome... no, seriously, we are. We're about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think we're conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.

BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. He gives real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. We know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits from a sheet of paper. And we know that the tooth fairy does not exist.

...now how many couples can say THAT!

So we're tired of the typical Virginia Beach club scene and being asked if we have blow... guess we're looking for someone who can break the mold. A woman or couple that can just be themselves and have fun for a night.

I think this is where you come in...

...Beep!

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Scandle, certainly she meant both. When I mentioned the grammar she said, "that was the point".

Herndon VA
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LOL at the grammar queen.

bkr that would make an interesting business card. Sometimes I like to give out a business card that only states: "I'll call you".

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"eats good pussy"

bkr, the grammar queen in me wonders if your ex's intent was to say that you ONLY eat good pussy, or that you eat pussy well. ;^D Which do you think it is? Maybe both?

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Nic, I don't know you but that tagline is fantastic! You should definitely put it out there... if people don't get it or think it's too pretentious, F 'em. (Or not, sounds like their loss if "not".)

I had an ex that said she was going to get me business cards that just said "Eats good pussy." Never took her up on the offer though...

Herndon VA
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The sentiment is mutual, my friend. ;-)

New Orleans LA
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Always happy to be your wingman BT.

lol

New Orleans LA
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You could always put a disclaimer in your profile. I'd suggest, "To those who may find my tagline too pretentious, I recommend that you contact my friends, BT and Fun_Ahoy in Louisiana." I'd put that in bold if I were you.

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it's a nice tag line. if anyone doesn't get it, or, thinks it's pretentious, you may not have wanted to meet them?

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I do kinda like it but thought some either wouldn't get it or think it pretentious.

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