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Does he want you to bring your tools with?

Brooklyn Park MN
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There is a hot date listing 4 today & the guy is working on a house & wants you 2 come over , he says the owners are not home lol..........just be careful who you hire lmao

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Nic, thanks, I now have to reprint the document I was holding

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So would racer be considered crotchless pantyhose?

New Orleans LA
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Men are like pantyhose, either they run, cling or don't fit right in the crotch

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"ninja monkey"....my new favorite word !

Paramus NJ
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I last longer than Obamacare call center wait times.

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welcome to the forums, scottandtammy!

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One that I posted that got a lot of attention: "If high-heels hurt your feet, try keeping your legs in the air."

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Not a tag line, but an amusing passage from a profile.

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Please leave a message after the beep...

We're awesome... no, seriously, we are. We're about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think we're conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.

BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. He gives real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. We know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits from a sheet of paper. And we know that the tooth fairy does not exist.

...now how many couples can say THAT!

So we're tired of the typical Virginia Beach club scene and being asked if we have blow... guess we're looking for someone who can break the mold. A woman or couple that can just be themselves and have fun for a night.

I think this is where you come in...

...Beep!

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