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American Navy Seals have strong arms and hard cocks. Many of them believe in the values of the Costeau Society.

You can always rely on the performance of a Navy Seal, can't you?

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My poor abs, this is the funniest shit that I've seen in a VERY long time.

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Good to see Z's bizarro postings haven't changed.

What's the matter, Z? Politics gotten boring since you blocked everyone and the assholes took over?

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It's a 'fire on ice' world, and only a French-Irish tiki goddess knows how to create the buccaneer fire of the Caribbean Islands to entice sailors with strong arms and hard cocks.

Grog served as a daily gratuity at Frenchy's Restaurants to doods. Dood certification required.

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For those of us who can't read it:

Being of a certain Irish clan whose culture includes druids, and being a person who has surfed the 3' breakers at Cocoa Beach, I am among those amalgamated swingers who can claim title to 'doodism.'

One of the great thrills of my lifes has been windsailing on a frozen lake, and sipping a vodka martini made by a raven-haired female mix of BelloRus, and experiencing the carnal warmth of her mouth on my leg, knowing she cannot resist my strong Celtic arms and hard French-Irish cock.

Even the orca know the power of my cock. One-orca tailpower rules.

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It's a fire and ice world, and only a tiki goddess can deliver the fire.

Treasure Is FL
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And he loves Clara, the farting Rhino!

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We can't see Z's posts, Mrs. Cincy, but he definitely has an orca-related fetish.

Windermere FL
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Oh, dear. Did ZZ just cop to molesting orcas?

Save the whales, people.

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Perhaps it's a rhino horn?

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