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Z has decided to grace us with his presence. Many of us can't read his musings.

For the benefit of those who didn't see it:

Being of a certain Irish clan whose culture includes druids, and being a person who has surfed the 3' breakers at Cocoa Beach, I am among those amalgamated swingers who can claim title to 'doodism.'

One of the great thrills of my lifes has been windsailing on a frozen lake, and sipping a vodka martini made by a raven-haired female mix of BelloRus, and experiencing the carnal warmth of her mouth on my leg, knowing she cannot resist my strong Celtic arms and hard French-Irish cock.

Even the orca know the power of my cock. One-orca tailpower rules.

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Oscar and Felix. The odd couple. She was a Russian immigrant with strong arms, and he was a French chef with a hard cock.

Their live converged on a French-Caribbean Island cruise.

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WTF am I witnessing here, I can't seem to follow?

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You never learned anything from the 'Odd Couples' sitcom?

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No sailor heats the shaved, icy pussy of Russian cockatail server more than the hot Crew of Barbossa!

{Warning! The Barbossa Crew has been known to create illusions of warmth, experienced as hot lava by virgin pussys. Side effects may include delusions of being on a Caribbean cruise, citrus pineapple burns, swelling of the facial and labial lips, experiences of non-Peppermint Schnapps warmth, and a desire to strip and go naked by college coeds vacationing in Mexican ports during spring vacations. Ask your local swinging travel agent for all the contraindications and to purchase anti-inflammatory drugs}.

{{Additional travel advisory for American collegiate males: If symptoms persist, contact your local Red Cross to raise a tent for you immediate amputation}}.

{{{Endorsed by your local American-Russian Billionaire Bailout Society banksta and Israeli Defense Ministry double agent}}).

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Go ahead. Hit us with your best shot. Fire away. We with the hardiest arms, legs and cocks have no fear ofd the smarmy Polygirl army. We are invicible, immortal.

[Crew of Captain Barbossa]

[We prefer our cockatails stirred, not shaken, by naked female Russians with smooth, icy, shaved pussys].

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the marine life is no longer safe...

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So wait, are you molesting Orcas or SEALS?

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King Neptune created the oceans. Sea Goddess Calypso created the Sea Creatures. According to Norse legends, King Borealis and the Vulcans engage in a yearly battle over who rules the Ice.

Descendants of the French-Irish claimed the Caribbean Islands as their sacred buccaneer space.

Prove us wrong.

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Whatever, Z.

Enjoy turning another area of the fora into your personal brainshit litter box.

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