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Life lived in a string bikini and a day which includes sex with three men proves that a Krewe prefers doods with strong arms and hard cocks.
The Krewe of Zingaro is this years favorite at the Gasparilla Festival. |
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SED - I don't believe it's physically possible to piss with a hard on. At least, I've had to smack one or two down in my day to pee.
I think the valve shut off so the pee doesn't go back up the sperm tube and kill everyone on the Barbossa. LOL |
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How does anyone keep up with the nonsensical stuff he puts out there. I now know how Alice felt when she arrived in Wonderland. Acid trip anyone?
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Yeah, whatever Mr. Irishpenis Orcafucker.
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We certify that we are aligned with and support all of the higher-value concepts of Bikini Bottoms, dedicated to those secret swingers who cannot expose themselves in their communities.
We recommend Moana bikini fashions from Australia to those who can live life as swingers in warm-weather American climates without condemnation. We feel really sad for fundamentalist Baptists and anti-relgion Zionist secret agents who cannot expose themselves publicly in string bikinis. |
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Tim, meet Z. He's normally constrains himself to politics, but occasionally wanders into the open fora when he gets bored or has perhaps a psychotic break.
He has written in this consistent fashion for years. |
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Chesapeake VA |
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Is this shit for real?
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Garner NC |
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The truncation of 'spell check' deleted the appendage.
The Krewe of Zingaro prefers shark steaks and calamari to eel and shellfish, with zingy French mustards on the side. |
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Sailor beware! Open fora topics may contribute to the revelation of your limited capacity for sexual piracy.
The Crew of Barbossa loves French cream on its shore lunch oif crustaceans and shell fish, with cream sauces. The Krewe of Zing prefers white fish fillets, shark steaks and calmer, with a variety of mustards. You can't even compete with Rachel Ray in the Iron Chef Kitchen of seafood delights. |
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Actually, the sting of the spy-fly in your left testicle put you to sleep, sexless sailor.
Pirates often use the spy-fly in advance of pirate-pleasure maneuvers. The spy fly carries one ounce of numbing sexlessness, designed to increase the limited capacity of an already limited sailor. Economy of ejaculation is pirate captain's prerogative. The spy-fly target is always the lowest-emitting ejaculator in a low-emitting crew. |
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