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Is this shit for real?

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The truncation of 'spell check' deleted the appendage.

The Krewe of Zingaro prefers shark steaks and calamari to eel and shellfish, with zingy French mustards on the side.

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Sailor beware! Open fora topics may contribute to the revelation of your limited capacity for sexual piracy.

The Crew of Barbossa loves French cream on its shore lunch oif crustaceans and shell fish, with cream sauces.

The Krewe of Zing prefers white fish fillets, shark steaks and calmer, with a variety of mustards.

You can't even compete with Rachel Ray in the Iron Chef Kitchen of seafood delights.

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Actually, the sting of the spy-fly in your left testicle put you to sleep, sexless sailor.

Pirates often use the spy-fly in advance of pirate-pleasure maneuvers. The spy fly carries one ounce of numbing sexlessness, designed to increase the limited capacity of an already limited sailor. Economy of ejaculation is pirate captain's prerogative.

The spy-fly target is always the lowest-emitting ejaculator in a low-emitting crew.

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"You can sleep until the cocksucking pirates appear"

No, your appearance as the cocksucking pirate is what put me to sleep.

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Our experience with the Crew of Barbossa is that they are daily consumers of bouillabaisse sexual soup.

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What the fuck brought THAT on?

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YBOR CITY (Reuters) - Local officials are baffled by the sudden disappearance of the town's famous Farting Rhinoceroses. Sightings/smellings of Ybor City Farting Rhinos have been reported on all segments of Florida's Interstate highways and Turnpike, threatening local citrus production with their noxious exhaust. They appear to not have SunPass transponders, as cameras at toll booths have captured images of the posteriors of many.

While attempting to interview Ybor City's only resident, it became clear he has left the village. Some have suggested he is in search of prescription medication refills. He clearly has internet access, and has begun posting prolifically in web fora which normally are not polluted by his nonsense. Some of these postings have been released by police in their attempt to contact the individual, which included veiled threats of molestation directed at orcas. Police and wildlife officials have asked the public to report any sightings of a leather-clad Irish-French penis-waver that may be seeking gratification along the coastlines.

Worried that the rhinos may not find an exit on I-75 to their liking, Georgia governor Nathan Deal has appealed to the President for assistance through FUMA (Federal Ungulate Management Authority). Authorities have been raiding armories to supply residents with emergency gas masks to deal with the flatulent beasts.

If you smell one of the rhinos or their orcaphile ranger, please contact FUMA at 1-866-ZZK-REWE

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Your lies about your dreams are your only defense against your cocksucking anxieties. You want what you can't have, and your dreams are obsessed with your forbidden fantasies.

Fantasy pirates rule your dream world.

Even Captain Zorrar's parrot knows the contents of your fantasies.

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In your dreams. The Barbossa Pirates appear often in your dreams of Caribbean travel. We swim in your dreams.

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