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Goodenuff, you KNOW you'll shoot your eye out!

Now, I'm praying that the Ex-Lax shake runs its course quickly. That Fat Bastard as you call him has some precious cargo headed my way. Damn! I'm hoping your buddy Jimmy didn't muck up the works.

LWS, Santa sees everything and I'm sure he'll find a place for you to sit on his sleigh.

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Dear Fat Bastard,

Where the hell is my Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle?

Socks? Really? If I wanted socks I would have asked for socks. Did I ask for socks? Hell no. Are you deaf, or maybe you can't read? What the hell? Did you have your head up some reindeer's ass or something?

Look, I was good all year and what did that get me? Socks. Bullshit on that being nice next year. Naughty ain't the word for what I'm going to be from now on.

Yeah, I saw what you left me, and I called Jimmy- he said you hadn't been to his house yet. That wasn't plain ol' Ovaltine left out for your reindeer while you were at Jimmy's house.

If your reindeer got explosive diarrhea on the way home yesterday, now you know why.

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Be a good girl and maybe Santa will deposit you on my doorstep next year. Come to think of it, be a bad girl and maybe he'll do that!

New Orleans LA
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OH! So, we'll all be treated to these special pix? Yay! {Not that I'm complaining about the pictures you already have~ not at ALL!} You're a lucky dude...all I got was a watch and a video I had been wanting. {Sigh} Sometimes it pays to have the right connections, I guess.

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KnB, it's all good, the big man in red and I have an understanding. He ran out of time on the 25th, what with my chimney deficiency and all. So, he's coming back in January to deliver a very, very special present to my front door. Maybe I'll take some photos to show that the dude abides.

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You know you probably missed it for this season, but if you're REALLY good....there's always next year.

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Hi Santa...Greedy guy here again. Can you please make that TWO couples with that mighty fine SF? I promise to leave a bucket of oats by the front door for the reindeer.

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Dear Santa, about that SF, since you're really not getting her here in a timely fashion, maybe you could swing in a package deal and do a two-(or more accurately, a three-)fer with her MF friend and hubby? Just thinking out loud Santa :-)

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thanks kibbs. Merry Christmas to you too.

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Hey, girlie! Merry Christmas

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