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That why I said mice and not mouse. ;-)

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T that would work for a bit until the pussy killed the mouse then brought the kill back to the bed...

Louisville KY
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"Badgers! We don't NEED no stinking badgers!" {quote from Weird Al's movie UHF}

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Obviously, the best thing for VA to do is keep a few mice in his pocket. If the host has unsecured cats in the house, just turn those suckers loose so the cats have hours of playtime fun themselves. This also works well for hosts with unsecured snakes, certain lizards, or honey badgers.

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Thank you, sexy!

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Oooh clever use of a current buzzword, Mrs. Scandle. Very good.

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Boinkster, ignoring a cat sniffing one's ass and meowing would require an almost unheard of level of focus, especially since Wrongful Pussy Intrusion's partner was giggling about it at the time. Have you achieved such monumental self control, and if so, how?

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"Could it really be that I'm in a perpetual state of arousal?"

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Dear Boinkster, In the vein of boobs on head and boobs on "head," and just, okay, booobs, Why are my nipples ALWAYS hard/semi-hard? Could it really be that I'm in a perpetual state of arousal? It's a bit embarrassing on occasion.

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Mr. VA, wait until you meet our dog...

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