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Dear Boinkster

Being a groundhog doesn't get the respect and admiration it once did. Why, I remember when sniffing my asshole and staring at the ground and then pulling a weather report out of my rectum was enough to get me on the Tonight Show. Now, people blame me for everything that goes wrong in their gray little lives.

So, I went back to school and got my doctorate. Now I have my own TV show, but mostly, I'm still pulling answers out of my ass.

How can I get the respect I once had?

Dr. Phil.

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Don't be giving anyone any ideas. P. Phil . . . . . . . . bacon .

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Dear Boinkster,

How can I convince people that groundhog stew does not taste as good as greasy grimy gopher guts?

P. Phil

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Stew, groundhog stew.

PG

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(Sb I mentioned this before - P. Phil has been indicted by a prosecutor seeking the death penalty. Seriously)

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Dear Boinkster: Do you think some animal rights activist group will protest very much if Punxutawney Phil were to be roasted by me for his inaccuracies as a spring arrival predictor?

It's gonna be below freezing again tonight down here in Mississippi. I 'm usually lounging around my yard in shorts by the end of March each year, instead of boots, scarf and a heavy coat.

Sincerely, Overdressed Swinger


 
 
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{snicker}

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Kibbs- Just Remember , Honey Badger doesn't give a shit either.

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That why I said mice and not mouse. ;-)

T

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T that would work for a bit until the pussy killed the mouse then brought the kill back to the bed...

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