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I'm asking for a "friend", of course...

Dear Boinkster,

I'm a whiny single male who thinks this site sucks. Pussy doesn't just fall into my lap with my typo-filled egomaniacal profile with 2,000 personal pics of only my dick. Apparently women don't like meeting up with strange guys expecting that sex will be automatic. This, of course, assumes I can ever meet up, since I am probably married or otherwise involved, and thus I can only get out on short notice when she's working late/sleeping/out with her friends, or during the 5 days of her Melvinstrual cycle when she cries herself to sleep eating ice cream watching Friends re-runs.

What would you recommend for a guy like me?

- An Idiot

Windermere FL
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Now that Dear Abby is no longer with us, will Melvin pick up the torch?

Questions regarding Melvinstrual cycle timing will be prioritized.

Windermere FL
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