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"Oh dear lord jesus!! Aint nobody got time for this!"

Sweet Brown would make a fabulous addition to the forums.

Cincinnati OH
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Dear Boinkster,

I am interested in becoming a stalker. KnB seems to be a worthy target, as she is quite attractive and friendly. However, I'm afraid that I don't have the personal gumption to continue to bother someone if they tell me off. Of course, she might not tell me off, in which case it wouldn't be stalking, but if she did I'm likely to respect her wishes.

How can I learn to be a psycho stalker-type?

- Creeper In Training

Windermere FL
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Dear Boinkster,

I think I have a male stalker. At first, it was kinda cute, kinda funny....now it's just getting downright creepy! It seems like everywhere I go: there. he. is. Everything I say and do is either emulated or commented on by him. Now, I know I list myself as "straight", but that's only because there's no "very straight" option. He's not my type, but he's got some serious "wood" for me, and I've noticed that since I've not reciprocated his advances, he has become downright hostile! How do I get him off my leg? Please help Boinkster-wan-kenobi, you're my only hope!

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Dear Boinkster:

Why do the Preparation H people package their product in tubes that are so deceptively similar to toothpaste? Do you have any tips to prevent getting them mixed up?

Signed, Minty-fresh Farts

Belle Chasse LA
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Dear Boinkster,

I think I have a female stalker. At first, it was kinda cute, kinda funny....now it's just getting downright creepy! It seems like everywhere I go: there. she. is. Everything I say and do is either emulated or commented on by her. Now, I know I list myself as "bi curious", but that's only because there's no "bi selective" option. She's not my type, but she's got some serious "lady wood" for me, and I've noticed that since I've not reciprocated her advances, she has become downright hostile! How do I get her off my leg? Please help Boinkster-wan-kenobi, you're my only hope!

Mcallen TX
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This is some funny stuff right here!

Oh dear lord jesus!! Aint nobody got time for this!

Chesapeake VA
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Dear Boinkster,

Don't really have a good questions, just wanted to thank you for the fine job you're doing and the service to SLS and all!

Hope you get that Butt Sex sooner than later and may her cycles always be in your favor!

It'sBeen

Jacksonville FL
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Curtsey!

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Dearest Melvin,

I know that it's pretty bad when women become passive aggressive, but how do you handle men who act that way, how do you handle men that have no balls to say what really is on their mind and instead resort to passive aggressive tactics?

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Dear boinkster- Which is proper , to hang the TP roll with the paper over or under?

Outhouse logistics

Middletown NY
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