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Dear Boinkster

I have an uncontrollable urge to share rather private and sometimes gross details of my life, including schedules of bodily functions and strategies I have developed for dealing with said functions.

While they say "sharing is caring", I'm thinking it might be more like "sharing is scaring", since it seems some people recoil at such information. How can I better put a stopper in my proverbial fountain of unnecessary information?

- TMI

Chesapeake VA
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Dear Boinkster,

I was chatting with a single female recently who told me that she was part of a clinical trial testing out a new form of birth control that is inhaled through the nose rather than taken as a pill. I told her that I've never met a girl into nasal sex but I'm the right size to try, especially with such a generously proportional schnoz like she has.

She disconnected and I haven't heard from her since. Do you think honesty is always the best policy?

Boogerfucker wannabe

Chesapeake VA
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Dear Boinkster,

One recent woman I was chatting with asked me how big my unit was. Since I had never measured it, I laid the back of my sack on the left side of my keyboard, and figured I could tell her what key my dick reached. That was going good, 1, then 2 then 3 etc., until finally the head hit "Backspace" and wiped out the measurement. So I decided to measure from the front of the my balls. First 1, then 2, then 3, finally ending at "0". I told her my dick measured a "0". She laughed, closed the chat window and blocked me.

What gives? Why are women so concerned about the size of a guy's dick?

Backspace

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Boinkster - not even close for the kind of quality socks I'm looking for!

SED - I'll give that a shot next time. Our trainers always seem to stress "High Elbows" on these?

Jacksonville FL
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Always resist the urge to go full tard. Always.

Belle Chasse LA
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Melvin, do you realize that just because it's near Colts Neck, doesn't change the fact that it's still Walmart, right?

Rumson NJ
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You do know he requested QUALITY socks, right?

Youngstown OH
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P.s. Try lowering your elbows slightly (if you can) when you row like that. Think of your forearm as parallel to the bar, it burns more like that ;)

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SED Appreciate the genuine and fine comments on my progress.

I'm loving this stuff! The Sumo-Deadlift - High-pulls suck, but I love 'em!

"Bleed in the training room and laugh on the battlefield!"

Jacksonville FL
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Keep rowing like that IB20, and they'll cum!

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