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Dear boinkster-
Which is proper , to hang the TP roll with the paper over or under? Outhouse logistics |
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Dear TMI,
You lubricate the sides of the plug real well and insert for a tight fit. That should stop the wayward impurities. Boinkster |
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Dear Boinkster
I have an uncontrollable urge to share rather private and sometimes gross details of my life, including schedules of bodily functions and strategies I have developed for dealing with said functions. While they say "sharing is caring", I'm thinking it might be more like "sharing is scaring", since it seems some people recoil at such information. How can I better put a stopper in my proverbial fountain of unnecessary information? - TMI |
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What kind of questions can we come up with for this coming week...?
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Dear Booger Fucker Wannabe,
In an article of the Boca Raton News dated May 29th, 1983, a nasal birth control may "... someday be available." So, if this woman that you speak of is a test subject for that program here in 2013, she may have been truthful when speaking about nasal birth control. About your big nose comment, the bitch probably deserved it! Boinkster |
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Dear Good Enough,
Your penis size was being judged, there is no denying that. But, in hindsight, you should have said that your penis had stretched across the length of the keyboard from left to right and was touching the zero key. This would have saved you from the loss of a potential play partner. A lesson learned the "hard" way, I suppose. Boinkster |
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Dear Boinkster,
I was chatting with a single female recently who told me that she was part of a clinical trial testing out a new form of birth control that is inhaled through the nose rather than taken as a pill. I told her that I've never met a girl into nasal sex but I'm the right size to try, especially with such a generously proportional schnoz like she has. She disconnected and I haven't heard from her since. Do you think honesty is always the best policy? Boogerfucker wannabe |
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Chesapeake VA |
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Dear Boinkster,
One recent woman I was chatting with asked me how big my unit was. Since I had never measured it, I laid the back of my sack on the left side of my keyboard, and figured I could tell her what key my dick reached. That was going good, 1, then 2 then 3 etc., until finally the head hit "Backspace" and wiped out the measurement. So I decided to measure from the front of the my balls. First 1, then 2, then 3, finally ending at "0". I told her my dick measured a "0". She laughed, closed the chat window and blocked me. What gives? Why are women so concerned about the size of a guy's dick? Backspace |
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Boinkster - not even close for the kind of quality socks I'm looking for!
SED - I'll give that a shot next time. Our trainers always seem to stress "High Elbows" on these? |
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Always resist the urge to go full tard. Always.
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