Help
FORUMS › General Discussions › Open Forum › Dear Boinkster
TOPIC: Dear_Boinkster
« Prev  1 ...  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  Next »
111 to 120 of 142
User Details are only visible to members.
Dear Boinkaroonie

What's the penalty for misaddressing you?

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(24435 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Dear Boinkmanster:

Have you never heard of artistic license?

Ocean City NJ
Username hidden
(5906 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Dear Boinkman:

Fuck me! Was Mr va half of the Daily Double?

Ocean City NJ
Username hidden
(5906 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Peghey:

You forgot to phrase it in the form of a "Dear Boinkster". You lose the Daily Double.

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(24435 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Is "creeper-in-training" the same as a quasi creeper?

Ocean City NJ
Username hidden
(5906 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Melvin, thank you! I have prided myself in never having to resort to blocking anyone, but I will take your sage advice under careful consideration.....of course she will probably resort to creating another shell account to contact me under....did she really think I would not notice at two a.m. that it was merely hours old?

Mcallen TX
Username hidden
(11532 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
jandscincy LOVE IT... Everyone around here can't stop themselves from saying. "Aint Nobody got time for that!"

Chesapeake VA
Username hidden
(1768 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"Oh dear lord jesus!! Aint nobody got time for this!"

Sweet Brown would make a fabulous addition to the forums.

Cincinnati OH
Username hidden
(4329 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Dear Boinkster,

I am interested in becoming a stalker. KnB seems to be a worthy target, as she is quite attractive and friendly. However, I'm afraid that I don't have the personal gumption to continue to bother someone if they tell me off. Of course, she might not tell me off, in which case it wouldn't be stalking, but if she did I'm likely to respect her wishes.

How can I learn to be a psycho stalker-type?

- Creeper In Training

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(24435 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Dear Boinkster,

I think I have a male stalker. At first, it was kinda cute, kinda funny....now it's just getting downright creepy! It seems like everywhere I go: there. he. is. Everything I say and do is either emulated or commented on by him. Now, I know I list myself as "straight", but that's only because there's no "very straight" option. He's not my type, but he's got some serious "wood" for me, and I've noticed that since I've not reciprocated his advances, he has become downright hostile! How do I get him off my leg? Please help Boinkster-wan-kenobi, you're my only hope!

Username hidden
(3625 posts)
« Prev  1 ...  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  Next »
111 to 120 of 142
TOPIC: Dear Boinkster
This site does not contain sexually explicit images as defined in 18 U.S.C. 2256.
Accordingly, neither this site nor the contents contained herein are covered by the record-keeping provisions of 18 USC 2257(a)-(c).
Disclaimer: This website contains adult material. You must be over 18 to enter or 21 where applicable by law.
All Members are over 18 years of age.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy
 
Copyright © 1998-2016 DashBoardHosting, LLC. All Rights Reserved.