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Dear Boinkster,

After perusing my early contributions to this thread and reflecting upon my skills as a limericist going back a couple of years, I have come to the conclusion that my creative writing skills have gone sharply downhill. My postings from a couple years back elicit uproarious self-chortling, but lately I am largely out of ideas.

What can I do to get my forum groove back? My mojo is on a downward trajectory.

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Very funny, Fun!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Dear Boinkman:

VA is usually the forummer who re-writes song lyrics but I tried it once. What did you think of this one?

How many nights must a man spend alone,  Just sitting there on the can? How many cycles can a girlfriend go through, Before giving sex to her man? Yes, how many times must he beg her to swallow, But end up with spunk in his hand?  The answer my friend is Boinkin' in the wind. The answer is Boinkin' in the wind.

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All of the sage advice from thus thread, vanished like a fart in the wind.

#JusticeForMelvin

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MINOR???LOL

Philadelphia PA
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MINOR???

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Dear Boinkster

WTF is wrong with this site? Is the whole place experiencing an acid trip of some kind?

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Dear Boinkster

2 weekends ago we stopped by Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia and saw, among other things, the Liberty Bell.

I last saw it on a family trip in perhaps 1986, and it has since been moved. I can't find any pictures from where it was during that time, and I remember being able to freely touch it (or perhaps just nobody stopped us). I also remember it being lower to the ground. Do you know what its surroundings looked like?

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Dear Boinkster, all knowing soul Have you ever visited PYT in Philly? It seems That they have a dish that is a bacon cheeseburger on 2 fried twinkies. Just wondering if this will become the new rave for certain folks. I am sure so long as it is chased by a Coors lite or Diet Pepsi, to save a few calories....

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Dear Boinkster,

I had no intention of raising your ire with my comments. The word TAUNT was used by another poster within the "DB" thread. Hence, my reference to it. At no time did I make a claim that this was a word used by you. I would never attempt to put words in your mouth...or anything else for that matter. Unless you were visiting New Orleans, of course. Then, I'd make recommendations as to where you could go and what you should eat, in the pretext of true southern hospitality.

I do thank you for answering my question regarding Scratch/Pick. Next time, I'll frame my question in a clearer context. And no flirting. Got it.

Good luck with your vehicle. BT

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