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i agree with snort ahoy. while they may not always have the best advise, at least it would be entertaining

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To me the obvious choice would be FunAhoy...or even better, the funny fucker duo of Snort Ahoy. They can tag team the issues most heavily weighing on filthy asshat minds.

~rabbit~

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I am not as adept as Fun at searching for old threads, but this one was easy - I just searched the word "Melvinstrual".

Since Dear Abby AND the Boinkster are no longer with us, who should pick this up?

Don't nominate me. I'm too much of an asshole.

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Fun, that song is fab.

Is that just the first movement?

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Perhaps you need to drive 55?

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Dear Boinkster,

After perusing my early contributions to this thread and reflecting upon my skills as a limericist going back a couple of years, I have come to the conclusion that my creative writing skills have gone sharply downhill. My postings from a couple years back elicit uproarious self-chortling, but lately I am largely out of ideas.

What can I do to get my forum groove back? My mojo is on a downward trajectory.

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Very funny, Fun!

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Dear Boinkman:

VA is usually the forummer who re-writes song lyrics but I tried it once. What did you think of this one?

How many nights must a man spend alone,  Just sitting there on the can? How many cycles can a girlfriend go through, Before giving sex to her man? Yes, how many times must he beg her to swallow, But end up with spunk in his hand?  The answer my friend is Boinkin' in the wind. The answer is Boinkin' in the wind.

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All of the sage advice from thus thread, vanished like a fart in the wind.

#JusticeForMelvin

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MINOR???LOL

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