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This is some funny stuff right here!

Oh dear lord jesus!! Aint nobody got time for this!

Chesapeake VA
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Dear Boinkster,

Don't really have a good questions, just wanted to thank you for the fine job you're doing and the service to SLS and all!

Hope you get that Butt Sex sooner than later and may her cycles always be in your favor!

It'sBeen

Jacksonville FL
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Curtsey!

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Dearest Melvin,

I know that it's pretty bad when women become passive aggressive, but how do you handle men who act that way, how do you handle men that have no balls to say what really is on their mind and instead resort to passive aggressive tactics?

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Dear boinkster- Which is proper , to hang the TP roll with the paper over or under?

Outhouse logistics

Middletown NY
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Dear Boinkster

I have an uncontrollable urge to share rather private and sometimes gross details of my life, including schedules of bodily functions and strategies I have developed for dealing with said functions.

While they say "sharing is caring", I'm thinking it might be more like "sharing is scaring", since it seems some people recoil at such information. How can I better put a stopper in my proverbial fountain of unnecessary information?

- TMI

Windermere FL
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Dear Boinkster,

I was chatting with a single female recently who told me that she was part of a clinical trial testing out a new form of birth control that is inhaled through the nose rather than taken as a pill. I told her that I've never met a girl into nasal sex but I'm the right size to try, especially with such a generously proportional schnoz like she has.

She disconnected and I haven't heard from her since. Do you think honesty is always the best policy?

Boogerfucker wannabe

Windermere FL
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Dear Boinkster,

One recent woman I was chatting with asked me how big my unit was. Since I had never measured it, I laid the back of my sack on the left side of my keyboard, and figured I could tell her what key my dick reached. That was going good, 1, then 2 then 3 etc., until finally the head hit "Backspace" and wiped out the measurement. So I decided to measure from the front of the my balls. First 1, then 2, then 3, finally ending at "0". I told her my dick measured a "0". She laughed, closed the chat window and blocked me.

What gives? Why are women so concerned about the size of a guy's dick?

Backspace

Brooklyn Park MN
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Boinkster - not even close for the kind of quality socks I'm looking for!

SED - I'll give that a shot next time. Our trainers always seem to stress "High Elbows" on these?

Jacksonville FL
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Always resist the urge to go full tard. Always.

Belle Chasse LA
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