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TOPIC: Dear_Boinkster
Created by: vabeachcouple33
Original Starting post for this thread:
Now that Dear Abby is no longer with us, will Melvin pick up the torch?

Questions regarding Melvinstrual cycle timing will be prioritized.

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By the time you find your keys, we'll be too old to remember what it was about.

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"He's too flakey."

How dare you. I'll fight you IRL.

Belle Chasse LA
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I'm sure the Pixie Chick would join me in thanking y'all for the compliments. But we could never live up to the high standards set by the BoinkMan. Besides, the SnortAhoy profile has lapsed into free member status and we are loathe to pay SLS any more money; after all, they're the ones who banned Boinkster and deleted all of his wonderful posts.

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He's too flakey. And she's got like... a life, or some shit. Can never get her to stick around. ;)

Cocoa Beach FL
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I'll third that nomination of the entertaining duo Snort_Ahoy..

Memphis TN
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i agree with snort ahoy. while they may not always have the best advise, at least it would be entertaining

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To me the obvious choice would be FunAhoy...or even better, the funny fucker duo of Snort Ahoy. They can tag team the issues most heavily weighing on filthy asshat minds.

~rabbit~

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I am not as adept as Fun at searching for old threads, but this one was easy - I just searched the word "Melvinstrual".

Since Dear Abby AND the Boinkster are no longer with us, who should pick this up?

Don't nominate me. I'm too much of an asshole.

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Fun, that song is fab.

Is that just the first movement?

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Perhaps you need to drive 55?

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