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TOPIC: Dear Boinkster
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Now that Dear Abby is no longer with us, will Melvin pick up the torch?
Questions regarding Melvinstrual cycle timing will be prioritized. |
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even a clock that is broken is right twice a day
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Dear Punxsutawney Phil Sowerby, a. k. a. Dr. Phil,
So, you have a doctorate, that don't impress me much. Become a meteorologist and predict the weather right, then you may gain some respect from people! Boinkster |
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Dear Punxsutawney Phil Sowerby, a. k. a. P. Phil,
Just tell 'em you taste like chicken! Boinkster |
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Dear Overly Dressed Swinger,
Don't worry about what those fuzzy-headed animal rights activists think of about Punxsutawney Phil Sowerby. I say skin the fat bastard too! Boinkster |
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Dear Boinkster
Being a groundhog doesn't get the respect and admiration it once did. Why, I remember when sniffing my asshole and staring at the ground and then pulling a weather report out of my rectum was enough to get me on the Tonight Show. Now, people blame me for everything that goes wrong in their gray little lives. So, I went back to school and got my doctorate. Now I have my own TV show, but mostly, I'm still pulling answers out of my ass. How can I get the respect I once had? Dr. Phil. |
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Don't be giving anyone any ideas.
P. Phil . . . . . . . . bacon . |
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Dear Boinkster,
How can I convince people that groundhog stew does not taste as good as greasy grimy gopher guts? P. Phil |
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Stew, groundhog stew.
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