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TOPIC: Dear Boinkster
Created by: vabeachcouple33
Original Starting post for this thread:
Now that Dear Abby is no longer with us, will Melvin pick up the torch?

Questions regarding Melvinstrual cycle timing will be prioritized.

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Fun, that song is fab.

Is that just the first movement?

Ocean City NJ
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Perhaps you need to drive 55?

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Dear Boinkster,

After perusing my early contributions to this thread and reflecting upon my skills as a limericist going back a couple of years, I have come to the conclusion that my creative writing skills have gone sharply downhill. My postings from a couple years back elicit uproarious self-chortling, but lately I am largely out of ideas.

What can I do to get my forum groove back? My mojo is on a downward trajectory.

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Very funny, Fun!

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Dear Boinkman:

VA is usually the forummer who re-writes song lyrics but I tried it once. What did you think of this one?

How many nights must a man spend alone,  Just sitting there on the can? How many cycles can a girlfriend go through, Before giving sex to her man? Yes, how many times must he beg her to swallow, But end up with spunk in his hand?  The answer my friend is Boinkin' in the wind. The answer is Boinkin' in the wind.

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All of the sage advice from thus thread, vanished like a fart in the wind.

#JusticeForMelvin

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MINOR???LOL

Philadelphia PA
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MINOR???

Philadelphia PA
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Dear Boinkster

WTF is wrong with this site? Is the whole place experiencing an acid trip of some kind?

Windermere FL
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Dear Boinkster

2 weekends ago we stopped by Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia and saw, among other things, the Liberty Bell.

I last saw it on a family trip in perhaps 1986, and it has since been moved. I can't find any pictures from where it was during that time, and I remember being able to freely touch it (or perhaps just nobody stopped us). I also remember it being lower to the ground. Do you know what its surroundings looked like?

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TOPIC: Dear Boinkster