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MA was clearly boffing the Professor. Otherwise he would have fixed that radio and they would have gone home.

So, Professor Ahoy, you think that rumor about farmer's daughters is true, huh?

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MA can make my banana cream

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Ginger was a pillow princess. Prolly gave weak head.

MA was a hot farmer's daughter who doubtless likes the dick.

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I'll be the pirate queen that sails to the island and takes all the handsome SM's hostage on my boat so I can use them as my personal sex slaves ;)

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I was always hot for MA. did not have anything for Ginger.

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No prob Goodenuff. I'm prolly more like the nerdy Professor though. And I say that we tag team Mary Ann.

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Open for suggestions on exchanging profile names for other names in Gilligan's island theme song...

Just having fun, Fun. Didn't mean to imply you are like Gilligan. I'd set sail with you.

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Just because I can.....

Just sit right back And you'll hear a tale A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, The Skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day, For a three hour tour, A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew The Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore Of this uncharted desert isle With Fun_Ahoy, The Skipper too. The millionaire And his wife, The movie star, The professor and Mary Ann, Here on Fun_Ahoy's Isle.

So this is the tale of our [swinging] castaways, They're here for a long long time. They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Skipper too Will do their very best, To make the others comf'terble In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, no motor car, Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's primitive as can be.

(I call dibs on Mary Ann.)

:-D

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Cap'n Ahoy, we might be innerested.

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Cruising at sea is great and invigorating, but I don't think I'd enjoy one of those big cruise ships. Give me something small that I can go where I want, when I want, and with people I want to be with.

BTW, if any couples ever want to put together a charter sailing cruise in the islands and need a swinger-friendly skipper, let me know. I happen to know someone who is pretty familiar with the waters of the Abacos, the Virgin Islands, and Belize.

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