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Shit I think I already posted that.

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We got an email from a couple about a week ago, citing how "refreshingly frank" our profile was, and they too were tired of fakes.

Look at their pics - his junk is obviously photoshopped.

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The cert I would like to give would be about hotties that do not read their mails on a timely basis. ; )

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*snort* 424 post behind. That Ohio bitch sure knows how to stir thing up.

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Landing strip lip.

New Orleans LA
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At least he capitalized your Ass.

In the spirit of the thread.

"He seemed like quite the charmer online, what with his vulva pursed lips adorned with a hitler-ish 'stache and his ability to always "charm" the women with his devilish hard to get routine. How could we NOT meet him? After months of planning the big day arrived and lo and behold he was everything we expected. A wannabe pretend Marine janitor at a local school living with his brother in a one bedroom apartment with tri-fold pictures pulled from old Playboys hung about the room. Next to the computer was a pile of used tissues probably 3' high and maybe 12-13 discarded bottles of CVS brand hand lotion. On the monitor, a single picture of a woman simply labeled "Ohio".

We exited, pronto without looking back."

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I am guessing the trolls are here because I started the thread. Just ignore them they go away eventually.

New Orleans LA
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sounds like princess has pms

Philadelphia PA
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He really wrote that? What a charmer!!

New Orleans LA
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"And Ohio, the first time you speak to me is to act like an Ass? Thanks I needed the friendly welcome. lol"

I assume by Ohio you are referring to me? I didn't realize you were new here and required welcoming. Welcome aboard, sir!

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TOPIC: Certs I would like to give
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