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Y'know, he seemed really hot. He was wicked funny. I was SOOOO in to him......til he started comparing me to his ex boyfriend! DAMN!

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I like the turn this thread took, I'm still laughing.

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For the guy I invited to meet a SF and me for an MFM.

"If you want to see the future, look this guy up. First, check out his profile and take a good look at the dozen or so pics of the dark haired, fit, young looking gentleman so when he arrives to meet you with his gray hair and pot belly, you will be able to see into any man's future and know what he will look like in ten years or so."

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"if you are looking for pillow a queen and king, this is your couple. She lays there moaning loudly and like a dead fish. She takes her time enjoying herself while the three of us perform for her. She gladly doesn't return the favor. He on the other hand is soooo boring that you are done with his bad attempt at licking your clit, within the first 5 licks. Clearly he forgot the memo that hands and tongue work well together while going down pn a woman. This couple clearly is looking for excitement but can't bring any themselves. Quickly grab your husband and husbands cum quickly in your wife. This date with have you happy that it ended so fast"

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Speaking of Brad and Angelina, I saw them last month when I was in the UK. Angelina really does have star quality, Brad not so much.

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Angelina and Brad, Thanks for the great time last night, we had a blast. Don't worry, we won't tell the media. ;)

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Just once, I'd like to meet someone where I'm so speechless all I could say is, "Wow!" Now TAHT coming from me is probably as good as a compliment gets.

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Here's the one I wish I could write, but they changed their profile name, by coincidence. "If you're in to men with big beer bellies and wandering eyes, you're in luck. Extra added bonus if you're in to dudes that have such questionable hygiene that you have to stop before you properly start a nice 'good 'morning" bj....don't know anything about the missus except she has interesting taste in men"

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We finally accepted one. We did so because it was an out-of-towner (well, we were the out-of-towners) unconnected to our circle here. Not sure if we'll ever take another.

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That they were covered in tattoos and had 30 piercings just on their faces wasn't a big deal, that he had a tramp stamp and she had Buba's bitch tattooed on her breast plate wasn't an issue either, that they were missing teeth and had silver implants instead would have been overlooked too, if it wasn't for the keg that she polished off in less than an hour and then proceeded to pass gas through her mouth. That was absolutely inexcusable!

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