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Trying to ruin étouffée for me in addition to strawberries and cream cheese?

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A ticklish uvula would not give you the desired effect; much gagging would ensue. And once that sensation gets going back there, you are done.

How tragic for you...

Fun's memoirs: She had those teeth, so tiny, so white, and tilted at the perfect angle, but I could not get past the uvula. With each thrust she spit me out like bad étouffée.

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The cert I'd like to give someday: "She has beautiful pearly white, very small teeth, and a ticklish uvula."

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"The guy was promising, his stats were 6' 200lbs all muscle, and 50 years old. When we met, his father showed up instead!"

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"To tell you the truth, the way G moves he could be dressed in a sack and half the women in the area would be undressing him with their eyes. It's just plain magnetic."

White Hse Sta NJ
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You called?

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I like the name "The Cuntress."

Carrie

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The Roller Derby Queen is a dichotomy.

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Finally got a few hotties together to flirt with and I have a converence call scheduled in 4 minutes....

New Orleans LA
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They got the touchy feely polite thing correct.

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