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I had my uvula surgically removed in anticipation of that meeting. Kinda wish I'd known there was a numbing spray. Luckily, being uvula-free will not interfere with scones.
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I remember so clear as I write this
Stuffed her mouth deep said, "you can't fight this" Next day she was sullen Her gland was so swollen From an acute case of uv-u-litis |
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Oh Cincy, you have some for all of us. I am in the aisle at CVS looking for uvula-numbing spray. Just in case I ever meet Fun I want to have it in my purse.
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Uvula and étouffée in the same sentence is practically vowel overload.
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I'm the bakery parking lot right now! Scones and clotted cream in three minutes. I wish PA and NJ weren't so far away.
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Trying to ruin étouffée for me in addition to strawberries and cream cheese?
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A ticklish uvula would not give you the desired effect; much gagging would ensue. And once that sensation gets going back there, you are done.
How tragic for you... Fun's memoirs: She had those teeth, so tiny, so white, and tilted at the perfect angle, but I could not get past the uvula. With each thrust she spit me out like bad étouffée. |
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The cert I'd like to give someday: "She has beautiful pearly white, very small teeth, and a ticklish uvula."
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San Quentin CA |
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"The guy was promising, his stats were 6' 200lbs all muscle, and 50 years old. When we met, his father showed up instead!"
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Colts Neck NJ |
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"To tell you the truth, the way G moves he could be dressed in a sack and half the women in the area would be undressing him with their eyes. It's just plain magnetic."
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