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TOPIC: Certs_I_would_like_to_give
Created by: NicAtNight
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Discussed in another thread, contribute a cert you would write after meeting someone if you knew they couldn't decline it.

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"This is the most unusual ensemble I have ever seen. A fat middle aged guy with no hair except a goatee on the back of his head (?), dressed in a shiny gangster style suit. He is accompanied by 3 stunning women in their early 20s who are noticeably afraid of and at the same time very possessive of him, to the point of practically threatening any other women who might wander too close. Why they came to a swing club is beyond me, but OK."

"Met" these people at a club last weekend. I have a feeling this unusual relationship has certain features most don't, such as large amounts of money, drugs, and fear.

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"Yeah, she kept SAYING she was a lady.....but actions speak louder than words." I had no choice but to spit! I prefer to swallow!!!

Chesapeake VA
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Yeah, she kept SAYING she was a lady.....but actions speak louder than words.

Mcallen TX
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grrrrl! YOu are too funny!

Mcallen TX
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"He was very kind and hands like a god. We had several other people in the room. It was a great time until he said he could probably suck the cock I had in my mouth better then I could. Yes Apparently, I spit."

Chesapeake VA
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Oh, I am going to give him so much more than a mere cert.

We've done away with certs, so no more certs accepted or given :).

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sed, is that the cert you would like to give jax? ;)

Philadelphia PA
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Now there is a man with a great masculine body, nice wide chest, big guns, a back that tapers down into nice and narrow hips, and a deliciously beautiful hard cock :).

Fancy seeing you here Jax ;)

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"They seemed alright until we realized they were a lesbian married to a gay guy, and that even though they are "in love", they only play sexually same-sex."

Um... no thanks.

Windermere FL
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"This couple was very honest and up front about their desires, fantasies, likes and dislikes. Though I wish I had read the gremlin-esque warning tag sewn into the back of her blouse; "Potential drama may occur if wearer consumes alcohol before removing clothes. Possible side effects include finger pointing and swearing at her BF like a truck driver because he continues to financially support his bed-ridden ex-wife due to her MS." Oh, and when I flipped the tag, it read, "Anger may be turned toward others should they attempt to flee instead of waiting for hotel security to arrive." Bottom line, this couple is real and given my excessive alcohol and drug use, I'd be very interested in meeting them again...in Utah."

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