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USTO24U: Shirts are ordered & will be here waiting for ya if we can coax you to make the trip down from Vermont! By the way . . . any way we might coerce you to open your pics for us? ;)

patogether: You got it! We're actually down your way quite a bit; we party more in the ABE area than we do up where we live (just seems like folks down the Lehigh Valley are a little wilder than the local talent here! LOL) Drop us an email & let’s make plans . . .

-michael

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Why thank you usto I have already perved your profile recently and noticed the new pics. I must say they are becoming of you.. or, just down right hot!

Brownwood TX
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I find it humorous when a couple or single shoots us back the famous "not interested" quickie and then you look at their certs and they have played or had a great time with someone that we know and get along with very well. Makes me say "I wonder if......."

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use... on a... OH NO! NO WAY are you going to catch me and put that thing in me!

<backing away and holding my arse!>

Brownwood TX
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4play,

Oh no! I am not that mean, regardless of what my hubby may say. I would never use something that big on a virgin. *WEG*

Carrie

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<lump in my throat> oh... uh... is it bigger than a breadbox?

Brownwood TX
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4play,

Silly boy. Do you really have to ask? *hiding something behind back*

Carrie

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Our take on this is as follows:

If we meet you in person, but don't necessarily "put out" for you, it still merits a Certification. The supporting logic behind this is that we've at least shared some beer & banter with you and establishes that you are legitimate.

If we actually have carnal knowledge of you, you'd be eligible for a 100% cotton, 'Made in the USA' Commemorative Edition t-shirt with the PA4nik8rs logo & the words “We Banged Mike & Arlene” emblazoned across the front.

We’re picky about who actually get the t-shirts, but we’re always willing to make new friends ;)

-michael

Oswego NY
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uh... umm... whatever do you have in mind Carrie?

Brownwood TX
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4play,

Quit taking it so personal. Lighten up already. I have something that can help you with that.

Carrie

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