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Not to tip our hand, but we're both kinda "easy" if we're attracted to someone.

Although the following tips’ll come in handy for “getting your t-shirt” a bit quicker:

Arlene: 2 glasses of Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay Michael: “Fuck it! Who am I fuckin’ kidding here? Just stick a quarter in my ear!”

Arlene: Play with her boobs Michael: Talk dirty

Arlene: Guys who actually know how to perform oral sex on a woman (note: this means more than 3 licks & a couple of nipple twists!!! –A ) Michael: Women who won’t stop you just ‘cause they came a few times

Arlene: Guys who don’t get pissed off ‘cause I don’t swallow Michael: Great kissers!!!!!

-m/a

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now ladies, think about the trouble this can cause with all those nasty bowel problems and such! Nah, I don't want to!

<whistling fearfully as I strut away!>

Willis TX
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SandJ,

I have lots of lube. Don't worry. Just go slow. It may take a long time to get it in but we will. *WEG*

Carrie

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hehehe

Carrie

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DOH!!! a new recruit! <grrr....>

Willis TX
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*hands something to SandJ to give to 4play and puts finger to mouth* Shhhh!

Carrie

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Hey, can you pass us one of those T-shirt tickets? Please?

Willis TX
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SandJinVT:

Age really isn't a rule with us so much as a guideline. So no need to exclude yourselves ;)

We just filled in the age ranges as a general rule of thumb. Sexy, attractive people do not fit neatly into any particular age range or demographic.

So ya still got a shot at the t-shirts <g>

-m

Brandon FL
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Pa4, we're a little out of your age range, but if you ever feel like visiting with a couple of old farts, I wouldn't mind one of the Tshirts either! You two look hot and tasty!

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Darn...I wanna shirt...A friend of mine gives out buttons to people who have gotten her off at parties (not an easy thing to do) and I earned a button....now I want a t-shirt darnit...LOL

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