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Gild/geld, I see how that could easily be confused....they're so similar......

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damn and here I was sharpening my scalpel to perform so I could geld whomever wanted it.

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Trumpets? The Louies, Armstrong & Prima, got nothing on that Couple-a-fun-swingers dood!

Just remember gents, when you take'em in to be adorned, you wanna ask for them to be GILDED not GELDED!

Don't skimp. Use 24 K gold.

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I have yet to attend a party/club, and have a feeling I've been missing out on alot of fun... Hmmm...

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High 5

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cplofunswingers two words into your post I fell in LOVE with you... (strictly a man crush; no homo)

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Cpl you really should add a little timpani to the trumpets. The timpani will enhance the trumpets.

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Rofl I am glad there are some others like me here. LOL you guys kill me!

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Dude, Either keep that monstrosity in your pants or turn the trumpets down....we heard them blaring all the way down here in Shamokin last night ;-)

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My meatcycle is nature's most glorious work of art. As I unleash it from it's zippered cage, trumpets herald and champagne falls from the sky as it lets out a majestic roar that sends quivers through nearby vaginas while other one-eyed monsters bow their heads in shame. It stands tall, surveying the landscape in search of new territory to conquer. It spots it's prey off in the distance. Just as I prepare to make my move, a man demands a toll be paid in order to travel beyond the velvet rope border. I, along with my mighty flesh hammer, am appalled. Does this man not know how many beavers have been slain by my purple headed love warrior? Is he unaware of the countless pleasures to be had by the masses of asses that are dripping with anticipation of his arrival? He refuses to allow me to pass without payment. How dare he deny all of those velvet lined meat wallets the pleasure - nay - the privilege of being targeted by my weapon of ass destruction. Forgive him ladies, for he know not what he do.

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