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I know that's right! LOL Good reading on this post y'all.

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OK ok hold it !!!!!

Rule#2 is "Don't lie", right?

Then why would you WANT us to lie for rules #6,7,14,and 15 ? I mean what's up with that?

Just goes to show you that a man will never fugue out what a woman wants because SHE doesn't even know.....LOL.

Just kidding y'all. Have fun.

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DON'T LIE ( how amusing ..... single men posing as couples can you hear me now )

Have some kinda feelings for the person with your dick in their mouth

WASH WASH WASH all your 2000 parts

Shave on or keep it trimmed ...razor burn on my kitty ..not nice

Who said call??? May I add show up! My time is just as valuable as yours

PLEASE READ THE PROFILE BEFORE YOU RESOND

Believe it or not I love men madly Just ask anyone

Philadelphia PA
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Pot Rules (hehe)

No not THAT kind of pot - the other kind silly.

I've come up with a great solution to the 'lid up/down' delima facing men nowadays.

If the house resident or primary gender is female the lid should stay down, if the house resident or primary gender is male the lid should stay up.

And I would dare say, to those who disagree with the above -- you're probably also the ones who put the toilet paper roll facing the wall instead of away from the wall ;-P

Zig - whose tp is away from the wall

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"And why come grab my boobs when your hands are ice cold? "

Because it makes your nipples hard...and we like that!<eg>

Mr. Play (who hopes Mrs. Play stays out of the Men's Forum this evening)

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What do you mean that my privates/your privates aren't for warming my hands? :O

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obviously started by a woman who inflitrated the Man's domain in this thread LOL

<bfg>

So here we go Men's Rules for Women:

1. Call.

2. Don’t lie.

3. Never tape any of his body parts together that have hair.

4. If guy's night out is going to be fun, invite other girls to have their own girls nite out.

5. If guy's night out is going to involve strippers, remember the petting Zoo rules: He can't bring them home without permission.

6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is "Can you bring me a beer?".

7. The correct answer for "Is she prettier than me?" is "Would you like to bring her home?"

8. Lowe's is good. Home Depot is good. Wal-Mart is bad.

9. Ordering for him is fine as long as the menu only has beer, steak, and shrimp.

10. Bringing beer is good. Bringing warm beer is bad.

11. "Honey", "Darling", "Sweetheart" are good. But not in front of friends, "Ole Man" is appropriate in most social settings.

12. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping ass helps.

13. A grunt is an acceptable answer to any question.

14. None of your ex-boyfriends have a bigger dick.

15. His choice of drive-throughs is excellent.

16. That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.

17. Dish soap is not made for men.

18. If you want us to shower (with soap) - take one with us.

19. Buying him beer is foreplay.

20. Answering "Who was that on the phone? with "Nobody" means its his mother.

21. Asking "Whose lipstick is this?" will ruin the surprise.

22. Clean socks mean you (or someone) is gonna get laid.

23. When he's drunk - you do have the biggest tits.

24. Burping is not sexy, but it is a form of communication - usually translating to "damn that was good!"

25. Beer or women is the universal explaination to anything that goes wrong.

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question number 5 is bogus. What do you think happens with lap or vip dances?

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