I got the joke but still not that toy.
It looks scary as hell to me.

She that wasn't the one I was thinking of but it does get the point across. But I think you get the idea of where I was going. If more control is needed then make the toy with probes for three holes. Two on the fucker, and one on the fuckee(dildo end)

"What's the difference between a girl and a bowling ball?" Answer "You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball!"

That joke?

Fj- it is similar to the six pack joke as well.......
i do not remember the Jist of the jokes but they were sophmoric at best.

nothing as artistic as
Ther once was a man from nantucket.........................

LOL@shibby and She, ya never heard of a two finger bowling ball?

Basically it is a bowlers joke about picking the Mrs up with a thumb and a finger like a bowling ball. Don't remember the jist of the joke, but you guys should be able to figure it out...LOL

Bowling ball?

"she--- yeah someone invested way too much time on that toy! Wish I would have thought of it though! ;)"

Shibby, we have seen that toy in adds, wow I think it is made of gold...LOL Here is a thought invent one that works on the bowling ball theory for better control, if somebody hasn't done it already.

Shibby I have seen them online.
I am still trying to figure that contraption out!

"there is no way my virginia has that much control anymore to hold that thing in... sorry, I digress. We have met Virginia :) "

so long as it still gives you pleasure..... does it reaslly matter? LOL

and remember "Virginia is for lovers," it says so on the shirts

No... It can be done actually.

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