** backthreading and bumping**

For the life of me I couldn't figure what a butterface was?

coolbeans posters and OP Thanks ~smile~

Good comments all...

For all my preaching in the previous post, I still think the old Eddie Murphy routine about screwing a "funny chick" is a blast..

(Standing with hand over his face and mimicing a "hump", with a grossed out look on his face, he says "Can you tell me some mo' jokes please, baby?"

usually i can find something that makes a woman attractive, personality, smile, some other feature that i find attractive. however there has been more than one occasion that i could not. and in those instances you need to bring up the most gentelman parts about you and try not to offend. lord knows i am the lesser attractive one in our paring, pinkie is easily 100times my better as far as looks go, so i knwo what it feels like to be turned down because of looks. but also because of it i think i put forth more ...umm...effort to please.

It goes two ways on that one.
It's the primary reason I demand a pic from single men prior to agreeing to even meet them.
If a man is not attractive, I don't want to meet him. Now, I may get some saying it's all sex..to never mind what they look like, but if they suck in the sack, at least I'd like a decent lookin guy,lol...(sorry guys)

Re: Butterface Well, I'll just say this. I used to think like that, making jokes about Butterface, etc. I'll just say that the lifestyle for me has been all about forgetting that stuff - - - I mean, I would have never bought it before, but the more experiences we have, the more we realize that Looks are not the be all and end all that our pre-lifestyle selves would have thought they would be. Having intimate relations with people changes your perceptions....its only natural, and you truly begin to see more of what is inside then what is outside. Now, thats not to say that you can turn a revolting person into a beautiful one in your mind....that I have not personally experienced. But, I have found myself being overcome with the beauty that I see in someone in the middle of the night (or early in the morning) that my cocktail swilling night-time self had totally missed the previous night. The eyes, the spirit, they just blow you away sometimes when you get to be close.... Try to keep an open mind, and do your best to err on the side of lenience when grading others on first impresssions........you will be suprised at the results. Of course, thats just one person's opinion, feel free to tell me to fuck off..!

The best sex I ever had came on the face of an ugly plump woman. They try harder, Barbie thinks her pretty face or body has earned her the right to just lay there and be adorned.

Huh? Is eBay running a special on soapboxes this week, or do you simply have nothing constructive to say and choose to issue a broadside blast by intentionally misinterpreting forum comments?

And what is your point....so you didn;t like their face, but they gave you an orgasm...............if you weren't that attracted......I think you would not of been with them! they were fine, weren't they!

Do you know what "Coyote Ugly" means??? Well, I've come to realize it don't mean much. I was with this very hot, beautiful woman whose hygene was, shall we say(?), minimal and whose ability to make love was amateurish. I rocketed out of there! Jeez, I wanted to get a stiff brush and GI that woman! Nasty! (No, hon, I'm not really into oral....) I also hooked up with a couple where homely couldn't begin to describe the woman. As they say, "God made her as ugly as he could, then hit her in the face with a shovel." Well, all kidding aside, we had a great time, she is confident and very personalble, is a super lover and her looks became absolutely unimportant.

"If you can't find a ten, fuck five twos."

Great advice.